1. VandyConservative

    “Platinum. NF.” “Feel bad for that dog.” “Something something your name sucks”
    There, I said all the mean things and now we can focus on how awesome puppies are

    8 years ago at 11:50 am
  2. bootsoversperrys

    at least it’s a real dog, not a Maltese or chihuahua like those other kids

    8 years ago at 12:24 pm
    1. FrayettevilleLegend

      Platinum is just like bud light except you get way more alcohol. It’s as cost effective as Busch but doesn’t taste like Busch.

      8 years ago at 10:58 pm
      1. ClicheCatchphrase

        Yea….but I’m a man so I’ll still take a Busch over a fucking platinum every single time

        8 years ago at 7:03 am
      1. ClicheCatchphrase

        It’s about time I start using this account for its intended purpose of trolling with bad cliches phrases so… “If you love bud light platinum so much why don’t you just marry it?!?!???””

        Hahahahahahahahahhah GOT HIM

        8 years ago at 1:00 pm
  3. DossieD

    I don’t know about anyone else, but after a 12 pack of platinums, I’m usually ready to make a baby

    8 years ago at 11:55 pm