Who the fuck is this slam ^ and where has she been this whole time? If she’s as good looking as I’m imagining her to be. I’d marry. Maybe have a few legacies. Maybe the next Webb Simpson… who knows!?!?!?
I’ve been here the whole time. I wrote a dick pic article and used to have a decent sized twitter clan. Now I’m finally back, betches. Watch out. And yeah, I am that attractive. You should see my chest.
FIRST
12 years ago at 10:17 amHow the hell can you get first on there before it is even posted?
12 years ago at 10:18 amChug arsenic you fucking tool.
12 years ago at 10:38 amThis is indeed, a TFM. A Fucking good one too.
12 years ago at 10:39 amCongrats on barely knowing how to do basic math.
12 years ago at 10:57 amODH
12 years ago at 11:14 amSilly woman, why isn’t she in the kitchen where she belongs?
12 years ago at 11:23 amOld.
12 years ago at 11:33 amreally old…
12 years ago at 11:40 amI know. I’ve been gone for awhile. My bad darlings.
12 years ago at 11:45 amI’d pee in Tracey’s butt
12 years ago at 11:38 amAre you in first grade or do you go to community college?
12 years ago at 2:39 pm^ FUCKING THIS.
12 years ago at 3:05 pmHoly shit this is at least 5 years old
12 years ago at 4:00 pmIt needs to be…at least three times as old!
12 years ago at 4:12 pmSexism. NS. Good luck getting any action talking to girls like that honey.
12 years ago at 4:19 pmMust suck to be in “The Ugly Sorority” huh sweetie?
12 years ago at 4:38 pmSexism is NS; thats why this is on the TFM side. When you get back from the sisterhood event with TKEpledge have him bring drinks for us.
12 years ago at 4:42 pmI love sexist guys. My goal in life is to be a housewife and small business owner. I know my place.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^Will you marry me?
12 years ago at 5:27 pmMissed the reply button. Dont worry, better than you. Instead of taking laps, I’m making sandwiches.
12 years ago at 5:35 pm^Try a little harder to ge a total pushover honey. Hope your parents are proud.
12 years ago at 5:37 pmAt least I’m not a TKE pledge girl. Your username says it all, sweetheart.
12 years ago at 5:42 pm^I love you, sweetheart.
12 years ago at 7:56 pmThankssss babe. Love you too. <3
12 years ago at 8:19 pmI would enjoy having simultaneous intercourse with the both of you.
12 years ago at 8:24 am^ I don’t have threesomes with trolls.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmWho the fuck is this slam ^ and where has she been this whole time? If she’s as good looking as I’m imagining her to be. I’d marry. Maybe have a few legacies. Maybe the next Webb Simpson… who knows!?!?!?
12 years ago at 4:28 pmI’ve been here the whole time. I wrote a dick pic article and used to have a decent sized twitter clan. Now I’m finally back, betches. Watch out. And yeah, I am that attractive. You should see my chest.
12 years ago at 7:44 pmWhoa whoa Bamasfinesttfm is mine. Back off you fucktards.
12 years ago at 7:54 pmHehe (: looks like I’m already claimed, boys. Try again later!
12 years ago at 7:57 pmBamasfinest, the way you seem to be flaunting those chest puppies makes me think otherwise. Needless to say… I bend you over a barrel.
12 years ago at 9:17 pmSilly James. Just because Stifler slams me on the reg, doesn’t mean I can’t flaunt my funbags.
12 years ago at 9:31 pmJust cause there’s a golie doesn’t mean you can’t score. I’m bending you over a fucking barrel.
12 years ago at 9:44 pmJust because you misspell does in fact mean you’re a retard.
12 years ago at 10:07 pmStifler is the only one scoring on me.
12 years ago at 10:10 pmFine, you’re probably ugly anyways.
12 years ago at 10:14 pmNope you’re wrong there. James is probably a fat pimply ginger kid living in his mom’s basement.
12 years ago at 10:16 pmSorry. I’m not ugly. My DDD breasts make up for my cuntness.
12 years ago at 10:46 pmYou’re 0 for 4 there Stiffmeister. And DDD…. who are you Taylor Stevens?
12 years ago at 10:48 pmI prefer Dolly Parton.
12 years ago at 8:08 amThis conversation is hilarious.
12 years ago at 1:09 pm^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIdmCwAPpg
12 years ago at 10:23 pmMy god… I couldn’t stop reading for some NF reason.
12 years ago at 12:15 am