Marriage is betting someone half your shit you'll love them forever. TFM.

  1. mineisbetterthanyour

    More like betting half your stuff that your prenup is better than her lawyer.

    14 years ago at 7:11 pm
  2. ItJustComesFratural

    They have these things now; they’re called prenups, Maybe you’ve heard of them?

    14 years ago at 7:12 pm