i would slide butt naked down a mountain of razors blades, into a pool of rubbing alcohol, tongue kiss a lizard, just for the chance of entering a raffle where i may have the good fortune of being allowed to urinated in the same zip code they are occupying
I mean…. yeah.
13 years ago at 9:34 pmLove Truth and Boner has a boner. im not going to be able to piss for a couple minutes
13 years ago at 9:42 pmhahahahahaah
13 years ago at 11:34 pmI’d put her breast milk up my urethra
13 years ago at 12:11 am^ what?
13 years ago at 10:30 amI was going to make a pee in her butt comment, but then I read emofratter’s comment and I lost my thoughts..
13 years ago at 9:18 pmid let her stick a golf club up my ass
13 years ago at 5:15 pmdamn…
13 years ago at 9:38 pmI really want her to Sophie my Horn.
13 years ago at 9:38 pmPics or it…fuck.
13 years ago at 9:39 pm^ hilarious
13 years ago at 10:16 pmLooks a little manish.
13 years ago at 9:40 pmWhat kind of men do you hang out with
13 years ago at 9:42 pmClay Aiken
13 years ago at 10:56 pmYou seem a little gayish
13 years ago at 11:21 pmTake a big lap, Frat Dillon.
13 years ago at 9:28 amYeah she’s got a pretty nice mane…definitely not as good as grownup simba’s tho
13 years ago at 11:59 amI see a mass of skin under her right breast which may or may not be a tumor. I will retain my vote on slam status until further evidence is submited.
13 years ago at 9:43 pmha…….ha?
13 years ago at 11:43 pmI’d fold that tumor into a little sleeve and fuck it.
13 years ago at 11:08 am^that
13 years ago at 11:57 pmI wonder if they feel like sand bags…
13 years ago at 7:09 pmshe doesn’t have shit on Natalie Gulbis
13 years ago at 9:54 pmMaybe, but I would still pee in both of em.
13 years ago at 10:04 pmI sure hope not, that’s disgusting.
13 years ago at 10:06 pmi would slide butt naked down a mountain of razors blades, into a pool of rubbing alcohol, tongue kiss a lizard, just for the chance of entering a raffle where i may have the good fortune of being allowed to urinated in the same zip code they are occupying
13 years ago at 11:08 pmFuck you fratyard_vines. You’re disgusting for not thinking the same. I WOULD PEE IN BOTH BUTTS. FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
13 years ago at 11:10 pmTell us how you really feel OrderontheBorder.
13 years ago at 11:48 pmi was drunk
13 years ago at 9:41 amthanks for clearing that one up…
13 years ago at 10:15 pmThis is why women’s sports are a joke. Actually, it’s a combination of this and the fact that they’re women’s sports.
13 years ago at 10:12 pmby “women’s sports” i believe you mean women’s structured activities, there is no such thing as “women’s sports”
13 years ago at 10:43 pm^i like to use the term intramural when regarding “women sports”
13 years ago at 11:02 pmMy apologies.
13 years ago at 12:57 ami’d pee in her butt. there now someone said it.
13 years ago at 2:14 amI would like to have sexual intercourse with this woman.
13 years ago at 2:20 amI might even call her after, crazy thought, I know.
13 years ago at 8:22 am^this
13 years ago at 10:36 amI would take her out to a nice steak dinner and never call her again
13 years ago at 11:16 am^ Sophie Horn is a Saint!
13 years ago at 3:19 pm