Putting life jackets on all the coolers before supplying any to the pledges during the brotherhood rafting trip. TFM.

This seems counter-productive seeing as to how coolers naturally float. Along with the fact that even if it did sink, all the beer would remain safe, and anything in a bottle would presumably have the cap tightened on, so as not to spill all over the cooler. If anything, the life-jackets would actually help the coolers to float faster down the river, leaving all the bright, intelligent, Golden Boys of California as sober as they were the day they were born (assuming your mothers didn’t drink during pregnancy, but even thats not a safe bet).