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Still Undecided? This Short Quiz Lets You Know Which Presidential Candidate You Should Vote For

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My current biggest fear isn’t that Hillary will be elected president, and it isn’t that Trump will be elected president. It’s this:

Terrifying stuff. The kinda shit that keeps you up at night later than your presumedly staunch substance addiction already does. Let’s not let Harambe be president, you guys. He’s just not fit for the role. It’s mostly the whole “him being dead” thing that scares me, but I also don’t like his stance on child imprisonment.

It’s time you quit stalling and found out who you should vote for in the upcoming presidential election. I posted a quiz similar to this 7 months ago, but this is a much more recent version that only includes candidates who are still campaigning — with all the fresh Gary Johnson your heart desires and none of that stinky old Ted Cruz.

So who should you vote for? Find out here: VoterGuru

Hope that helped. Now, answer us this…

I know he’s not included in this poll, but don’t sleep on Evan McMullin. Don’t know who that is? Find out on Thursday’s episode of the Inside TFM Podcast.

If you want to take the same type of quiz but for your local senate race, hit up VoterGuru’s website.

[via VoterGuru]

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  1. Cartier

    Was going to vote for Neal Gamby but I guess that’s out.

    Wahlberg can we get odds on that? Put me down for $200 on Miss Abbott

    4 years ago at 4:00 pm
  2. VandyConservative

    Do you live in a swing state? No? Your vote doesn’t matter. Vote Johnson and wake up the GOP before it’s beyond recall. Or vote Deez Nutz or fuckin Harambe. It doesn’t matter because you don’t live in Ohio or Florida

    4 years ago at 4:05 pm
    1. Gun_Slinger

      Ohio and Florida will go to Trump, but won’t decide the election. He can win Ohio and Florida, but still needs to pick off 20-25 Blue State electoral college points. Looking at PA, CO, NM, NV, VT, ME.

      4 years ago at 4:18 pm
      1. VandyConservative

        Agreed. I just threw two swing state examples out there. He absolutely needs to pick up a couple of those states that are on the border between blue/swing. The classics aren’t numerous enough anymore

        4 years ago at 4:48 pm
      2. Coloradosown

        Even in Colorado you have the swing districts. I live in an area where the top party below Republican is Libertarian and there’s not even a democratic nominee for congress. My district is going trump regardless, you have to live in a swing district in a swing state for your vote to matter

        4 years ago at 8:30 am
      1. VandyConservative

        Did I say Johnson had no flaws? No. But I’ll take the free market, pro-civil liberties (like guns and privacy) candidate over Trump, who has leftist economic policy to go along with is unpredictable domestic and liberty policies. I tend to think government isn’t the answer and Trump wants the government to do everything

        4 years ago at 4:47 pm
      2. Frat and drunk

        Johnson’s running mate bill weld is a heavy supporter of gun control and about the farthest thing from a libertarian. Granted I think this would have been the time for a third party to shine but the libertarians threw Johnson and Weld in which are far from what is needed.

        4 years ago at 5:02 pm
      3. Ruxinsvinegarstrokes

        Evan Mcmullin isn’t terrible. Is the only true conservative on the ballot. Still isn’t that great though. Doesn’t even have a vp lined up yet.

        4 years ago at 5:19 pm
      4. Donnie Fratzoff

        False. He worked with a democratic legislature ,that had enough moderate republicans to have the ability to over-ride his vetoes, to pass bipartisan gun laws that were more pro-2A then they would have been had he not been apart of the process.

        4 years ago at 7:47 pm
      5. Frat and drunk

        “The five-shot rifle, that’s a standard military rifle; the problem is if you attach a clip to it so it can fire more shells and if you remove the pin so that it becomes an automatic weapon, and those are independent criminal offenses,” Weld said. “That is when they become, essentially, a weapon of mass destruction. The problem with handguns probably is even worse than the problem of the AR15.” -Bill Weld http://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2016/08/12/bill-weld-just-compared-ar-15s-weapons-mass-destruction-said-pistols-even-worse/

        Not anti gun? Yeah my ass at least check your facts before you make yourself look like a dumbass there are multiple times he has come out as anti gun

        4 years ago at 10:43 pm
  3. That drunk brother

    I really hoped this article just said. “Do you love America? Vote Trump”

    4 years ago at 5:12 pm
    1. Donnie Fratzoff

      Love Sanders economic policy (sorry it true), Hillary’s adventurist foreign policy, and all the lack of stability that goes with literally all other candidates? Vote trump.

      4 years ago at 7:48 pm
  4. Daddys Home

    Every sane American’s goal should be to stop Clinton from stepping foot in the White House. If that means I have to vote for Trump (FL voter here), that is what I am going to do.

    4 years ago at 5:29 pm
  5. PillaryClinton

    I’d rather jack off with a cheese grater than cast my vote for any of these incompetent ass clowns on the ballot.

    4 years ago at 7:26 pm
    1. Broties n Boatshoes

      Yeah cuz fuck all the men and women who died to give us the privilege to vote, right?

      4 years ago at 7:35 am
  6. HottyToddysd

    If you love this Country vote Trump. If you want this country to continue on the PC/Globalist train wreck then vote Clinton… Or Johnson no difference

    4 years ago at 7:35 pm
    1. Donnie Fratzoff

      Johnson steals more from Hillary (and that’s from the Trumpiteer bible Breitbart) and you use globalization as a scare word when the thing that helped the southern economy the most was globalization.

      4 years ago at 7:50 pm
    2. 21st Century Goose

      If you think Hillary and Johnson are the same, you’re a fucking idiot and haven’t actually looked at an unbiased source

      4 years ago at 10:37 pm