Quotes From The Presidents of The United States of America

USA! USA! USA! On this Presidents’ Day, we take a look back at some quotes from our great nation’s leaders. We will translate some, and apply others to our lives today. Some of these men may be lefties, but today we celebrate all Presidents of the United States of America, regardless of how liberal or geedy they may have been.

“A great deal of indulgence is necessary to strengthen habits of harmony and fraternity.”- Thomas Jefferson

It is imperative that you spend shit tons of money on the finer things, and live a life of excess. This will strengthen the bond of fraternity, creating harmony between you and your brothers, while showing outsiders how inferior their lifestyle is.

“Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.”- Andrew Jackson

Take time to pick a worthy sorostitute, but don’t fuck around. Just take her to Pound Town. Don’t be a pussy.

“The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.”‬- Abraham Lincoln

Don Draper (https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/255386/4) philosophy. Sometimes it’s better to stay silent.

“I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” –Bill Clinton

Deny. Deny. Deny. TFM.

“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama

Translation: “I hit the blunt. Hard.”

“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” – Jimmy Carter

Apparently Jimmy Carter wanted to murder his wife, but he couldn’t get her out of the kitchen and into the pool.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” – Bill Clinton

Translation: “I slammed that slampiece.”

Remember: Deny. Deny. Deny. TFM.

“The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?” – Gerald Ford

If you aren’t downing booze at lunch, you aren’t getting shit done. For anyone wondering:

snootful |ˈsnoõtfoôl- enough alcoholic drink to make one drunk: they’re tongue-tied until they’ve had a snootful.

“Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.” – Grover Cleveland

Grover Cleveland would have loved this website.

“America is a Nation with a mission – and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace – a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman.”- W.

Translation: “We are going to take your shit. Peace out terrorists.”

“I am the right.”- W.


“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be President of the United States.”- W.

W. was lying by omission. He forgot to tell the C students that they have to be FaF, and have really good family connections, in order to be President of the United States. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. TFM.

“This is an impressive crowd: the Have’s and Have-more’s. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base.”- W.

It’s as if he was speaking directly to us. Now go to the bar and start a “USA!” chant.

  1. Admiral Fratrick

    Well said,I even have to admit that I laughed at Barack’s translation, eventhough he’s a fucking GDI

    13 years ago at 7:22 pm
    1. divahdfg

      i like the idea but this will inevitably invite a slew of obviously intentional NF posts for the name recognition, thus resulting in a lack of exclusivity. which is, in itself NF. would be better to expose these geed-tier losers by these failed attempted at fraternity embodiment through they’re own shame.——–http://www.22moneybay.com

      8 years ago at 8:44 am
    1. rooster cogburn

      communist reasoning, also confederate reasoning but hey, those two are one in the same.

      13 years ago at 8:41 pm
    2. rooster cogburn

      because both are extremely un-American. sorry i love my country, and my relative President Lincoln. wait, no im not.

      13 years ago at 9:28 pm
    3. booze haze slam

      fuck u liberal yankee geed! communism isnt the same as confederate shit you fucking punk!

      13 years ago at 1:28 pm
    4. scbro91

      ^someone is mad. hahaha.
      The confederates were pretty far left in some ways. Also they are completely un american.
      Check out the “Confederacy as a Revolutionary Experience” It talks about how they gave women rights and all kinds of other leftist things.

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
    5. FraturdayNightLights

      The South was advocating States Rights and the right for the landowners/business men to make their own decisions to develop an economy….. if anyone ever thinks this is LEFTIST?? then read a mother fucking history book and never get on this site with knowing full well the history of our Country and her challenges. Fuck you very much

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm
    6. fratty ford

      Why would you badmouth lincoln? He was one of the greatest presidents of all time. He preserved the Union to make America what it is today. I’m from the South and hang a confederate flag in my room but not because I think the South should be a different country but because it shows the courage of a people to rise up against too much government.

      13 years ago at 8:20 pm
    7. DrFratmd

      Confederacy= extreme power to state and people. Communism= total power to the central government, none to its people. You’re a dumb ass.

      13 years ago at 10:44 am
    8. Broblesse Oblige

      You probably shouldn’t be proud to be related to a stunningly ugly tyrant from some abysmal camp in the Midwest.

      13 years ago at 11:29 am
    9. Twise09

      Think of the GV fraternity houses as states. Almost no fraternities work together but rather make their own rules. Therefore confederacy is FaF.

      Will repast when sober

      13 years ago at 6:19 pm
  2. bornFAF

    No Reagan or JFK quotes? The need for Reagan quotes is self-explanatory. The need for JFK quotes is due to his FaF lifestyle, despite being a fucking liberal. But I’d say this was well done, regardless.

    13 years ago at 7:48 pm
    1. Frat rolls

      Army special forces and rangers were around before. So was a lesser form of SEALs used in north Africa. But he did throw alot of cash their way to get SEALs growing.

      13 years ago at 11:13 pm
    2. TangoKiloEcho

      Correct aside from one thing, during WWII the Navy just developed the concept of UDT’s(Underwater Demolition Teams) more commonly known as “Frogmen”. Their role was solely based on infiltrating beaches, gathering geographic intel, and prepping them for the main invasion force. Used nearly exclusively in the Pacific theater and only after the huge fuckup that was the Tarawa landing(men getting hungup on coral and mowed down etc.) The SEAL program started right before Vietnam.

      13 years ago at 11:56 pm
    3. dig dig

      “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” JFK. FaF.

      13 years ago at 1:22 pm
    1. 1887

      Well, probably because this was a list quotes by of US Presidents. Not of Confederate quotes or Texan quotes.

      13 years ago at 10:17 pm
    2. North Brokota 1793

      title “Quotes From The Presidents of The United States of America”

      13 years ago at 9:02 pm