Quotes From The Presidents of The United States of America
USA! USA! USA! On this Presidents’ Day, we take a look back at some quotes from our great nation’s leaders. We will translate some, and apply others to our lives today. Some of these men may be lefties, but today we celebrate all Presidents of the United States of America, regardless of how liberal or geedy they may have been.
“A great deal of indulgence is necessary to strengthen habits of harmony and fraternity.”- Thomas Jefferson
It is imperative that you spend shit tons of money on the finer things, and live a life of excess. This will strengthen the bond of fraternity, creating harmony between you and your brothers, while showing outsiders how inferior their lifestyle is.
“Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.”- Andrew Jackson
Take time to pick a worthy sorostitute, but don’t fuck around. Just take her to Pound Town. Don’t be a pussy.
“The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.”- Abraham Lincoln
Don Draper (https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/255386/4) philosophy. Sometimes it’s better to stay silent.
“I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” –Bill Clinton
Deny. Deny. Deny. TFM.
“Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama
Translation: “I hit the blunt. Hard.”
“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” – Jimmy Carter
Apparently Jimmy Carter wanted to murder his wife, but he couldn’t get her out of the kitchen and into the pool.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” – Bill Clinton
Translation: “I slammed that slampiece.”
Remember: Deny. Deny. Deny. TFM.
“The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?” – Gerald Ford
If you aren’t downing booze at lunch, you aren’t getting shit done. For anyone wondering:
snootful |ˈsnoõtfoôl- enough alcoholic drink to make one drunk: they’re tongue-tied until they’ve had a snootful.
“Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.” – Grover Cleveland
Grover Cleveland would have loved this website.
“America is a Nation with a mission – and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace – a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman.”- W.
Translation: “We are going to take your shit. Peace out terrorists.”
“I am the right.”- W.
Self-explanatory.
“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be President of the United States.”- W.
W. was lying by omission. He forgot to tell the C students that they have to be FaF, and have really good family connections, in order to be President of the United States. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. TFM.
“This is an impressive crowd: the Have’s and Have-more’s. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base.”- W.
It’s as if he was speaking directly to us. Now go to the bar and start a “USA!” chant.
This is awesome. All of them were great. Well done!
13 years ago at 7:20 pmWell said,I even have to admit that I laughed at Barack’s translation, eventhough he’s a fucking GDI
13 years ago at 7:22 pmi like the idea but this will inevitably invite a slew of obviously intentional NF posts for the name recognition, thus resulting in a lack of exclusivity. which is, in itself NF. would be better to expose these geed-tier losers by these failed attempted at fraternity embodiment through they’re own shame.——–http://www.22moneybay.com
8 years ago at 8:44 amThis list isn’t complete without Persistence by Calvin Coolidge.
13 years ago at 7:27 pmAgreed
13 years ago at 7:34 pmPerge!
13 years ago at 8:23 pmP!
13 years ago at 9:17 amP!
13 years ago at 10:13 amP!
13 years ago at 12:21 amPerge!
13 years ago at 6:39 pmAbraham Lincoln = Lying GDI.
13 years ago at 7:29 pmcommunist reasoning, also confederate reasoning but hey, those two are one in the same.
13 years ago at 8:41 pmhow are you comparing communism and the confederacy??
13 years ago at 8:51 pmHe’s a Yankee GDI
13 years ago at 9:25 pmbecause both are extremely un-American. sorry i love my country, and my relative President Lincoln. wait, no im not.
13 years ago at 9:28 pmpreserving the union. tfm.
13 years ago at 9:56 pmsecond.
13 years ago at 10:01 pmfuck u liberal yankee geed! communism isnt the same as confederate shit you fucking punk!
13 years ago at 1:28 pm^someone is mad. hahaha.
13 years ago at 5:00 pmThe confederates were pretty far left in some ways. Also they are completely un american.
Check out the “Confederacy as a Revolutionary Experience” It talks about how they gave women rights and all kinds of other leftist things.
The South was advocating States Rights and the right for the landowners/business men to make their own decisions to develop an economy….. if anyone ever thinks this is LEFTIST?? then read a mother fucking history book and never get on this site with knowing full well the history of our Country and her challenges. Fuck you very much
13 years ago at 5:09 pmWhy would you badmouth lincoln? He was one of the greatest presidents of all time. He preserved the Union to make America what it is today. I’m from the South and hang a confederate flag in my room but not because I think the South should be a different country but because it shows the courage of a people to rise up against too much government.
13 years ago at 8:20 pmConfederacy= extreme power to state and people. Communism= total power to the central government, none to its people. You’re a dumb ass.
13 years ago at 10:44 amYou probably shouldn’t be proud to be related to a stunningly ugly tyrant from some abysmal camp in the Midwest.
13 years ago at 11:29 amThink of the GV fraternity houses as states. Almost no fraternities work together but rather make their own rules. Therefore confederacy is FaF.
Will repast when sober
13 years ago at 6:19 pmNo Reagan or JFK quotes? The need for Reagan quotes is self-explanatory. The need for JFK quotes is due to his FaF lifestyle, despite being a fucking liberal. But I’d say this was well done, regardless.
13 years ago at 7:48 pmJFK is the reason that we have Green Berets, SEALs, Rangers, etc.
13 years ago at 8:32 pmArmy special forces and rangers were around before. So was a lesser form of SEALs used in north Africa. But he did throw alot of cash their way to get SEALs growing.
13 years ago at 11:13 pmCorrect aside from one thing, during WWII the Navy just developed the concept of UDT’s(Underwater Demolition Teams) more commonly known as “Frogmen”. Their role was solely based on infiltrating beaches, gathering geographic intel, and prepping them for the main invasion force. Used nearly exclusively in the Pacific theater and only after the huge fuckup that was the Tarawa landing(men getting hungup on coral and mowed down etc.) The SEAL program started right before Vietnam.
13 years ago at 11:56 pm“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” JFK. FaF.
13 years ago at 1:22 pmJFK = FaF
13 years ago at 12:26 pmObama making the list. NF
13 years ago at 7:54 pmAtleast it wasn’t positive about Obama.
13 years ago at 8:13 pmWhether he’s FaF or GDI, what he said was a TFM.
13 years ago at 10:04 amAlways deny
13 years ago at 8:19 pmWell done! I laughed throughout the whole thing!
13 years ago at 9:07 pmWhy isnt there a quote from Jefferson Davis?
13 years ago at 9:24 pmwhere are the Sam Houston and Jefferson Davis quotes?
13 years ago at 9:30 pmWell, probably because this was a list quotes by of US Presidents. Not of Confederate quotes or Texan quotes.
13 years ago at 10:17 pmThey were still both Presidents.
13 years ago at 8:56 pmtitle “Quotes From The Presidents of The United States of America”
13 years ago at 9:02 pm