Spending 4 years mastering the 30 gallon mixed drink. TFM.

  1. bubbahog

    Nice move. Question though, how many mg/gal xanax do you put in yours? My brothers and I have found that about 10 mg per gallon seems to be about the right balance between, sober and prudish, and completely passed out, unresponsive and comatose. As they say, if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.

    13 years ago at 3:03 pm
    1. Fratpublican_Reagan

      ^ You sir, are a pile of dick cheese. Fucking comments like this one are an example of why TFM administration should require and a university email to get an account.

      13 years ago at 3:07 pm
    2. Rooski1586

      Yes then we could link to their facebook so we know exactly who they are, that way they won’t be tempted to be complete fuckheads.

      I motion to make University emails mandatory to access a TFM account.

      It will be an easy process, simply require every current account to change their email to a valid ‘name@university.edu’ email address. Those who don’t will have their accounts deleted/suspended.

      13 years ago at 3:18 pm
    3. Rooski1586

      We don’t need to link it to facebook, but that would definitely stop most people from being complete dumbasses.

      13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    4. Deny Deny Deny

      I still remember one Halloween party where 5 brothers and like 10 girls asked me why they blacked out that night. Fun stuff

      13 years ago at 4:36 pm
    5. Bropenhagen

      The college email requirement may cut down on high schoolers and those that are too old to be concerned with this site. However, I had a college email for my entire senior spring semester and all college students receive one, including the independents.

      13 years ago at 5:16 pm
    6. Dave_Fratthews

      Simply have someone from each fraternity (with valid proof) be an administrator on the site. When you register, you have to give an affiliation. They you get quized. You answer correct, you’re in. This stops all of the damn trolling, plus we’ll know whch fraternity the jackasses are part of if it continue.

      13 years ago at 5:39 pm
    7. Frat on sir

      How fucking stupid are you? Are they really going to spend all that time doing that so your dumbass doesn’t have to read comments you wouldn’t have to read if you wouldn’t click on the comment button?

      13 years ago at 6:19 pm
    8. bubbahog

      I would agree with all of the suggestions above. Anything to get rid of the douchebag geed trolls is good with me!

      13 years ago at 7:27 pm
    9. Itsadeepburn

      I’ve heard of that mall, they just have brooks brothers. 58 fucking brooks brothers stores in one structure. its truly a sight to behold.

      13 years ago at 9:29 pm
    10. Dave_Fratthews

      Frat on sir, It woldn’t be that hard. Just pick a current member to take the responsobility. All they have to do is send them a pre-rendered test and look it over. It would take 2 minutes at most. Shit, I’d be Lambda Chi’s.

      13 years ago at 11:44 pm
    11. Jim Bro Laws

      Implementing all of those requirements would be pointless. We already handle it ourselves. Just continue to call out any GDI that tries to pose as a fellow fratstar. It’s not hard to pick them out.

      Motion to make a requirement to submit race, gender, wealth class, and all other socio-economomic status indicators.

      13 years ago at 6:44 am
    12. Future Value

      Please don’t change the requirements to enter TFM. Then we can’t make up fake names and try our hardest to make Fail Friday (which is my number one goal in life right now)

      13 years ago at 11:00 am
    13. Hannibro Lecter

      I would have written that regardless of whether my name, school, or fraternity affiliation was recognized… stop being so fucking butthurt over comments on the internet and taking everything seriously

      13 years ago at 12:24 pm
  2. smart as fuck

    Just make a profile. Full Name and Fraternity. If they don’t exist somewhere online, they are GDIs

    13 years ago at 10:55 am