Rapper Tyga Was Served Legal Papers At His Own LA Gear Shoe Release
You might know Tyga as the Jar Jar Binks looking dude that’s “not dating” 17-year-old Kylie Jenner. He’s also a “rapper,” although I personally can’t name a single song of his, and regularly dresses like an ass clown.
Apparently, he recently held an event to commemorate the release of his new LA Gear shoe, which is funny because who knew LA Gear still existed? Those were cool when I was 5 years old, and lit up my feet while I ran around Chuck E. Cheese’s. I guess fashion really is cyclical.
Anyway, Tyga was signing boxes of shoes for fans at this event when he was served legal papers by a stealthy process server who waited in line for over two hours, got two boxes of shoes signed, served Tyga, posed for a picture and walked off like it wasn’t a big deal. He really got his money’s worth.
Serving @Tyga legal papers at his own shoe release? That right there is some hilariously cold blooded shit. pic.twitter.com/OPEBvy6E9G
— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) April 1, 2015
This guy is basically the Michael Jordan of process servers. He guts it out in line for two hours with what I can only assume are some of the shittiest people in the world just so he can serve this pathetic excuse for an artist some legal papers because he owes someone money, so he figures he’ll make it worth his while and cop himself, maybe his son, maybe his nephew or some shit, some presumably overpriced, definitely terrible shoes, and then chunk up the deuce and pose for a photo like it’s no big deal before grabbing his LA Gear boxes and bailing..
Watch the full video from TMZ below where the now legendary process server is interviewed.
[via BuzzFeed]
I have a feeling Bolen doesn’t like Tyga that much
9 years ago at 11:49 amI really hope your username is a joke
9 years ago at 11:53 amIt is
9 years ago at 11:57 amBut did you intend for it to be a joke?
9 years ago at 4:49 pmThe day I create a name with swag in it and don’t mean it as a joke, please find me and kill me
9 years ago at 4:57 pmDo we have to ask you if it’s a joke before killing you or can we just use our own judgement?
9 years ago at 8:49 pmJust go for it I probably deserve it
9 years ago at 8:48 amThanks TMZ
9 years ago at 11:52 amYou’re welcome, Goose.
9 years ago at 11:59 amYour articles are the pitts man. No wonder you keep pushing your book…
9 years ago at 11:59 amLA Gear still exist?
9 years ago at 12:04 pmSomeone snitched
9 years ago at 12:10 pmI DONT CARE
9 years ago at 12:16 pmI think that’s enough for today, big guy. Sit the next few out.
9 years ago at 12:23 pmYou can’t outrun the long are of the law. Not in LA Gear at least.
9 years ago at 12:28 pmfin*
9 years ago at 12:28 pmI think you mean you can’t outrun the long dick of the law.
9 years ago at 3:00 pmI’m pretty sure he meant fin.
9 years ago at 3:35 pmBolen wrote about something different other than How he wants to lick Dan Bilzerians butt hole?! Atta boy, sport!
9 years ago at 12:47 pmTMZ video via buzzfeed. Can you go any lower?
9 years ago at 1:05 pm….via chive
9 years ago at 4:14 pmQuit with the fucking auto play videos. I’m trying to read this shit in class.
9 years ago at 1:07 pm