Recent Poll Tells You Whether Or Not Your “Sport” Is Really A Sport
Good news: you can now tell that girl who tried to tell you cheerleading is a sport that it is, in fact, not. Reddit conducted a recent poll, which asked people to label certain events as sports or not. Here are the results:
You may have noticed football, baseball, basketball, hockey, and soccer are missing from this chart, because no one questions their legitimacy as real sports. However, a few other things jumped out to me from these results.
1. More people consider cheerleading a sport than they do hunting or fishing, which is just an absolute lie.
2. An astounding 80 percent of people surveyed think ultimate frisbee is a sport. That’s higher than curling, table tennis, weightlifting, archery, ice dancing, and sailing–which are all Olympic sports.
3. There is a big discrepancy when it comes to F1 racing and NASCAR, where more people consider F1 a sport than they do NASCAR. They are literally the same thing.
4. Zero percent of people surveyed consider CrossFit a sport. Thank God.
I love that some people consider poker to be a sport. This reminds me of one of my favorite Daniel Tosh jokes: “Poker’s a sport? Then put it in the Olympics and you can only play with what your country is worth.” The USA would dominate every single time.
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Where the fuck is football in this chart?
10 years ago at 2:04 pmyou should really give reading a shot sometime
10 years ago at 2:07 pmThere’s always one
10 years ago at 2:09 pmWhoops, missed that one boys. My bad. TtkeM.
10 years ago at 2:14 pmIm starting to think you are a TKE
10 years ago at 3:12 pmBeerpong is definitely more of a sport than competitive eating. This list is a lie.
10 years ago at 2:11 pmdont trust redditors when it comes to physical activities
10 years ago at 2:18 pmI think there is a flaw in their sampling. Hunting and fishing don’t cross sample well with reddit users. See competitive gaming.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmSFPL is devastated competitive eating is not a sport.
10 years ago at 2:20 pmTrust me, Corno is pretty pissed too. Kiddie diddling didn’t even crack the top 100.
10 years ago at 5:26 pmDorno *
10 years ago at 5:27 pmTry harder. Laps.
10 years ago at 4:44 amFormula 1 and Nascar are not ‘literally the same’. Idiot. Both have awesome aspects, unlike your judgement.
10 years ago at 2:20 pmUS federal appeals court also doesn’t think cheerleading is a sport.
10 years ago at 2:21 pmhttp://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/8245864/appeals-court-affirms-cheerleading-not-sport-title-ix
Wrestling is still real to me, dammit!!
10 years ago at 2:32 pmI think they’re talking about collegiate/olympic wrestling, not the shit you see on tv. That may be entertaining performance art, but a sport it is not.
10 years ago at 3:57 pmAt least they got something right with golf.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmI’d like to see the majority of these fuckers who voted reel in an amberjack and tell me fishing isn’t a sport. And bow hunting isn’t a walk in the park either.
10 years ago at 2:46 pm