Reporter Asks Why Father Bought His Son Hand Lotion, Is Apparently A Dry Guy

  1. BloodyBunghole

    I’m one of the “dry guys”… can’t imagine having to break out “hand lotion” four or five times a day! It’s just too much work. What else do you guys do…light some candles and turn on Barry Manilow? Treat yourself to a romantic dinner and a walk along the river? Soak your hand in schnapps in hopes of getting it drunk.

    Too much! Just whip it out… abuse it… and three minutes later go about your business.

    9 years ago at 4:48 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Are you…. have you just not…. why would anyone be a dry guy?! Good lord! The only possible explanation is you’ve never tried with lotion or whatever (Vaseline is my lube of choice), but that seems impossible too.

      9 years ago at 12:36 pm
    1. What Is Haze Prevention

      Must of moved north for the winter for that shit playoff performance

      9 years ago at 11:25 pm