I’m one of the “dry guys”… can’t imagine having to break out “hand lotion” four or five times a day! It’s just too much work. What else do you guys do…light some candles and turn on Barry Manilow? Treat yourself to a romantic dinner and a walk along the river? Soak your hand in schnapps in hopes of getting it drunk.
Too much! Just whip it out… abuse it… and three minutes later go about your business.
Are you…. have you just not…. why would anyone be a dry guy?! Good lord! The only possible explanation is you’ve never tried with lotion or whatever (Vaseline is my lube of choice), but that seems impossible too.
I’m one of the “dry guys”… can’t imagine having to break out “hand lotion” four or five times a day! It’s just too much work. What else do you guys do…light some candles and turn on Barry Manilow? Treat yourself to a romantic dinner and a walk along the river? Soak your hand in schnapps in hopes of getting it drunk.
Too much! Just whip it out… abuse it… and three minutes later go about your business.
9 years ago at 4:48 pmBloodybunghole posting about being a dry guy. TIronyM
9 years ago at 5:32 pmWhat an innocent yet incredibly disturbing picture you have
9 years ago at 2:08 amAre you…. have you just not…. why would anyone be a dry guy?! Good lord! The only possible explanation is you’ve never tried with lotion or whatever (Vaseline is my lube of choice), but that seems impossible too.
9 years ago at 12:36 pmBuying hand lotion with dad. TFM
9 years ago at 5:05 pmWow u really stole this one off dorns desk, huh?
9 years ago at 5:06 pmI have so may questions but I don’t think I want any of them answered.
9 years ago at 5:06 pmWow, baldness is really affecting ole Dorno this winter
9 years ago at 5:09 pmThat boy’s laugh is one of pure shame
9 years ago at 5:16 pmYou know he looks at some pretty raunchy stuff from that laugh.
9 years ago at 1:09 amI always wondered why Andrew went shopping with his father.
9 years ago at 6:20 pmIs that Brian Hoyer?
9 years ago at 6:22 pmMust of moved north for the winter for that shit playoff performance
9 years ago at 11:25 pm