Rickie Fowler’s New $14M Crib With A Par 4 Hole On The Front Lawn Certainly Doesn’t Suck

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What’s that? A professional golfer bought a $14 million waterfront property in Jupiter, Florida? Really groundbreaking news, Dan. What’s next? You’re going to tell us that blue whale fart bubbles are large enough to enclose a horse or that it would take 100 years to watch every YouTube video as of today. It’s just common knowledge at this point.

Fair enough, but look at this damn thing and try not to question every life decision you’ve ever made — especially not taking up golf as a kid.

I would gladly wear Puma every day of the year and be 5’2″ or however short Rickie is if it meant having that as mi casa.

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  1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

    Ricky is 5’9. The same as the average height for an American man. I’m surprised you can’t find this out on your own considering your job is to google random shit then copy and paste it here.

    8 years ago at 2:26 pm
      1. MuffMcFluff

        I absolutely love hearing 5’9 is the average height. Maybe for geed virgins it is…

        8 years ago at 5:46 pm
  2. TheEmperor

    But, Dan, you’ve worked so hard to have such MASSIVE arms – surely, you could not live without that?

    8 years ago at 2:59 pm