Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 101
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

agata
Agata seems like she’d be fun at parties.
amber
Like the crops on his farm, so too will their love grow.
anjelica
ZING!!!
bambi
She probably uses this response approximately 500 times a day.
brooke
*Clicks Staples button* That was easy!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

christine
So you’re saying you’re a liar?
dora
Cum on (my face), vamanos!
ginny
That’s probably it.
joe
Top 8 strongest Tinder opening conversations ever.
lindsey
That’s one way to cure boredom.
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  3. Four twenty yolo

    You would think after 101 it gets old but it’s still pretty damn funny

    9 years ago at 9:15 am
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    I was pretty decent at FarmVille too. You could say I was excellent at spreading seed.

    9 years ago at 9:22 am
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    What sucks sometimes is that I have to swipe right, left, right, left all the time.

    9 years ago at 11:55 am
  6. BrohanBrohan

    I don’t remember that episode of Zach and Cody. Was it the Suite Life on Deck? I need to know.

    9 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. DasCrow

      You would want to see young boys shoving meth up their ass, are you trying to get on Dorn’s good side?

      9 years ago at 7:30 am