Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 101
9 years ago

maddie
Ingenious line.
marie
(She was an older lady, if you couldn’t tell)
megan
Two things women can’t resist: alcohol and canoes.
melissa
There are only two provided answers. Choose one; that’s how.
rose
Looks like Tuesdays are the new hump day.
sam
Not at all 🙁
sean
That makes it way better.
summer
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
tyler
Perfect response.
sarah
That was my favorite episode.

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  3. Four twenty yolo

    You would think after 101 it gets old but it’s still pretty damn funny

    9 years ago at 9:15 am
  4. RisingFratstarOfTX

    I was pretty decent at FarmVille too. You could say I was excellent at spreading seed.

    9 years ago at 9:22 am
  5. SharkWeekTFM

    What sucks sometimes is that I have to swipe right, left, right, left all the time.

    9 years ago at 11:55 am
  6. BrohanBrohan

    I don’t remember that episode of Zach and Cody. Was it the Suite Life on Deck? I need to know.

    9 years ago at 12:49 pm
    1. DasCrow

      You would want to see young boys shoving meth up their ass, are you trying to get on Dorn’s good side?

      9 years ago at 7:30 am