Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 108

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

maya
Nope.

melyn
That’s the commitment to the name gag that you love to see. #NAMEGAGS2016
tessa
Is that all it takes these days?
grace
Too many girls are kink shaming these days. It’s refreshing to see girls like Grace exist.
isabelle
This isn’t Izzy’s first rodeo, you fuckin’ noob.

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logan
When you notice it…
sara
Classic playground move.
sherry
Our first Tinder Social line! What a milestone.
evan
Originality is key.

kiki
GOT ‘ER!
    1. JohnStamos

      Andrew is the weirdest kid in my sophomore high school chemistry class. The only reason people talk to him is because of your ass. Can I lick it?

      8 years ago at 12:32 pm
      1. AndrewsMomsAss

        I would never block John Stamos! He was too cute in Little House on the Prairie!

        8 years ago at 2:54 pm
  1. InternationalFratStudent

    We really need to make more of an effort to go from “dicks out for harambe” to “tits out for harambe”

    8 years ago at 12:29 pm