Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 108
9 years ago

megan
We have different ideas of what constitutes a “great time.”

scott
That’s a new one.
dom
I think you did, too.
george
Classic Dubya.
pete
I think you hit those three little dots in the top right.
autumn
DON’T LEAVE HIM HANGING LIKE THAT, AUTUMN!!!
beverly
It’s never too late.
nat
The guy who sent me this included the following message: “Didn’t know that was a stereotype but I can assure you I am very below average in bed.”
jenny
I’m sure she loves hearing that joke.

noah
Noah’s got exquisite taste.

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    1. JohnStamos

      Andrew is the weirdest kid in my sophomore high school chemistry class. The only reason people talk to him is because of your ass. Can I lick it?

      9 years ago at 12:32 pm
      3. AndrewsMomsAss

        I would never block John Stamos! He was too cute in Little House on the Prairie!

        9 years ago at 2:54 pm
  5. InternationalFratStudent

    We really need to make more of an effort to go from “dicks out for harambe” to “tits out for harambe”

    9 years ago at 12:29 pm