Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 113 Jared Borislow8 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. Ouch. What a fuckin’ response. #NAMEGAGS2016 I don’t think she’s coming thru. HOW DO LINES LIKE THIS WORK??? If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com Joke’s over, man. He knows what girls want. Jesus, dude… #NAMEGAGS2016 Pages: 1 2 Wannabe1848 Penis. 8 years ago at 8:06 am Fratty_Boh 24 the east coast appreciates your commitment Jared 8 years ago at 8:18 am The User Formerly Known as Frabst I just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.” 8 years ago at 8:30 am Hoosier_SNU Women just play hard to get, old friend. 8 years ago at 8:39 am The User Formerly Known as Frabst My back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch. 8 years ago at 9:01 am Hoosier_SNU Was that a pun? 8 years ago at 7:19 am Drunk Chris Berman Miranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink 8 years ago at 8:46 am feckhead Bigger girls give the best head. That line worked out 8/10 times for me 8 years ago at 8:48 am Coolidge Effect Still one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months 8 years ago at 3:47 pm
The User Formerly Known as Frabst I just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.” 8 years ago at 8:30 am
The User Formerly Known as Frabst My back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch. 8 years ago at 9:01 am
Drunk Chris Berman Miranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink 8 years ago at 8:46 am
feckhead Bigger girls give the best head. That line worked out 8/10 times for me 8 years ago at 8:48 am
Coolidge Effect Still one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months 8 years ago at 3:47 pm
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8 years ago at 8:06 amthe east coast appreciates your commitment Jared
8 years ago at 8:18 amI just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.”
8 years ago at 8:30 amWomen just play hard to get, old friend.
8 years ago at 8:39 amMy back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch.
8 years ago at 9:01 amWas that a pun?
8 years ago at 7:19 amMiranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink
8 years ago at 8:46 amBigger girls give the best head. That line worked out 8/10 times for me
8 years ago at 8:48 amStill one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months
8 years ago at 3:47 pm