Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 113
8 years ago

liana
Dude just loves dishing out rimmies.
madison
Just one of the many perks of being initiated.
maggie
His dick is the devil.
meghan
#SPONGEBOBSTUFF2016
meme
Ba dum tss!
michael
STRONG line.
miranda
She’s still thinking about it. Don’t rush her.
taylor
Girls love a man who’s persistent.
trina
I don’t think that’s what she was saying “what?” to.

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  4. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    I just ask if they want to watch the Total Frat Movie while I insert mini corn dogs in their snatch. I always get this response back: “are you fucking deranged? I’d never subject myself to that movie.”

    8 years ago at 8:30 am
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        My back-up move is to start bragging about how much milk I can drink in one sitting. Spoiler: it’s a whole goddamn bunch.

        8 years ago at 9:01 am
  5. Drunk Chris Berman

    Miranda is the type of girl that teases you at the bar and ditches you after you get her a drink

    8 years ago at 8:46 am
  7. Coolidge Effect

    Still one of my favorites, but this column has gotten progressively worst over the last 6 months

    8 years ago at 3:47 pm