Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114 Jared Borislow8 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. That’s the answer he was looking for. I wish he said “lumpy.” It appears not. Great Taken reference, but she sounds awful and I can’t pronounce her name. #NAMEGAGS2016 If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com Jesus his bio must have been incredible… I think she should be chill with that. Haha, he showed her!!! And you are an asshole. It just did. Pages: 1 2 The User Formerly Known as Frabst I guess 9/11 girl wouldn’t like it if he went down on her in a field in PA either. 8 years ago at 8:08 am Saber and Key Jesus, the last one is the stuff of nightmares 8 years ago at 8:50 am PurdueAF Still not as bad as adult baby fetish dude 8 years ago at 8:59 am MuffMcFluff Has anyone seen how yellow and decayed hillary clintons teeth are? No wonder bill found somewhere else to stuff it. 8 years ago at 9:00 am Bush Light Her mouth is a disgusting place. I wouldn’t even let my dog anywhere near her face. I bet her breath smells like NYC sewage. But then again, she is NYC sewage so…. 8 years ago at 8:32 pm The User Formerly Known as Frabst I thought you were writing a poem at first. I’m a little let down that you weren’t. 8 years ago at 9:44 pm CanadianB4C0N Roses are red violets are blue fuck you Clinton, Clinton fuck you. 8 years ago at 8:18 pm Henry_Eighth I like my girls like my oatmeal: they stay with me for 24 hours then glop out my ass. 8 years ago at 11:09 am
The User Formerly Known as Frabst I guess 9/11 girl wouldn’t like it if he went down on her in a field in PA either. 8 years ago at 8:08 am
MuffMcFluff Has anyone seen how yellow and decayed hillary clintons teeth are? No wonder bill found somewhere else to stuff it. 8 years ago at 9:00 am
Bush Light Her mouth is a disgusting place. I wouldn’t even let my dog anywhere near her face. I bet her breath smells like NYC sewage. But then again, she is NYC sewage so…. 8 years ago at 8:32 pm
The User Formerly Known as Frabst I thought you were writing a poem at first. I’m a little let down that you weren’t. 8 years ago at 9:44 pm
CanadianB4C0N Roses are red violets are blue fuck you Clinton, Clinton fuck you. 8 years ago at 8:18 pm
Henry_Eighth I like my girls like my oatmeal: they stay with me for 24 hours then glop out my ass. 8 years ago at 11:09 am
I guess 9/11 girl wouldn’t like it if he went down on her in a field in PA either.
8 years ago at 8:08 amJesus, the last one is the stuff of nightmares
8 years ago at 8:50 amStill not as bad as adult baby fetish dude
8 years ago at 8:59 amHas anyone seen how yellow and decayed hillary clintons teeth are? No wonder bill found somewhere else to stuff it.
8 years ago at 9:00 amHer mouth is a disgusting place. I wouldn’t even let my dog anywhere near her face. I bet her breath smells like NYC sewage. But then again, she is NYC sewage so….
8 years ago at 8:32 pmI thought you were writing a poem at first. I’m a little let down that you weren’t.
8 years ago at 9:44 pmRoses are red violets are blue fuck you Clinton, Clinton fuck you.
8 years ago at 8:18 pmI like my girls like my oatmeal: they stay with me for 24 hours then glop out my ass.
8 years ago at 11:09 am