Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

amy
That’s the answer he was looking for.
bri
I wish he said “lumpy.”
cait
It appears not.
eindra
Great Taken reference, but she sounds awful and I can’t pronounce her name.
frida
#NAMEGAGS2016

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gracie
Jesus his bio must have been incredible…
hayley
I think she should be chill with that.
holly
Haha, he showed her!!!
isatou
And you are an asshole.
natalie
It just did.
  1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    I guess 9/11 girl wouldn’t like it if he went down on her in a field in PA either.

    8 years ago at 8:08 am
  2. MuffMcFluff

    Has anyone seen how yellow and decayed hillary clintons teeth are? No wonder bill found somewhere else to stuff it.

    8 years ago at 9:00 am
    1. Bush Light

      Her mouth is a disgusting place. I wouldn’t even let my dog anywhere near her face. I bet her breath smells like NYC sewage. But then again, she is NYC sewage so….

      8 years ago at 8:32 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        I thought you were writing a poem at first. I’m a little let down that you weren’t.

        8 years ago at 9:44 pm
  3. Henry_Eighth

    I like my girls like my oatmeal: they stay with me for 24 hours then glop out my ass.

    8 years ago at 11:09 am