Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 114
9 years ago

natalie2
What the fuck, man?
nate
“Hook up with me next weekend, you sloppy drunk whore” is how this reads.
patty
Just awful. Shame on you, Kyler.
raegan
This dude reeealllyyy likes barbecue sauce.
sam
I think she already said no to that question.
samantha
Indeed.
sophia
She clearly loves a good bargain.
tay
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.

arm2

arm1
J-Bone… *clap clap* out.

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  2. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    I guess 9/11 girl wouldn’t like it if he went down on her in a field in PA either.

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
  4. MuffMcFluff

    Has anyone seen how yellow and decayed hillary clintons teeth are? No wonder bill found somewhere else to stuff it.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
    1. Bush Light

      Her mouth is a disgusting place. I wouldn’t even let my dog anywhere near her face. I bet her breath smells like NYC sewage. But then again, she is NYC sewage so….

      9 years ago at 8:32 pm
      1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

        I thought you were writing a poem at first. I’m a little let down that you weren’t.

        9 years ago at 9:44 pm
  5. Henry_Eighth

    I like my girls like my oatmeal: they stay with me for 24 hours then glop out my ass.

    9 years ago at 11:09 am