Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 120

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

alison
“Hey, you aren’t as attractive as I thought you were when I was drunk. Now will you let me have sex with you even though I know it’s probably against your religious beliefs?”
dith
Points for originality, deduction for lameness.
alli
This happens once every millennium.
kajsa
How did this lame shit work? Have higher standards, Tinderellas.
christ
Hate to break it to you, but he would not pick you over her. He was just saying that to get into your pants. Can you imagine that?!?

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

liz
This one happens maybe once a century.
carley
This guy told me that he doesn’t even have an iPhone. Savage.
mak
I don’t think confusion is why she didn’t respond.
ashley
I think the fact that you just told her you have a not great dick may hurt your chances.
kelly
Both sound like a good time.
      1. SigmaNugs311

        I’ve never seen someone get blasted on ever comment like this Buzz dipshit does. Even bay bro gets an up vote every once in a while but not this dumb fuck.

        8 years ago at 3:55 pm
  1. StockWithFrock

    Alright how have I never heard that Kennedy line before. I exhaled through my nose slightly faster on that one.

    8 years ago at 9:03 am