Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 122
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ally
Her use of the word “people” kinda weirds me out here.
andi
Spectacular usage of Toy Story.
anne
Getting shit on by 2 sloths kind of sounds like a good day. You got to see 2 sloths!!!
lauren
At first, he was like “Cray-hola!” but now he’s all “Cray-adios.” This joke brought to you by me, Jared! Hope you liked it.
dorothee
Yes, because telling a girl she has fat cheeks is the way to her heart.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

jessica
He has a point.
mallie
That’s an oddly specific horoscope.
ana
This guy is a master of the hunt.
tory
So you’re saying there’s a chance!
jennie
Originality at 100.
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      2. AndrewsMomsAss

        Andrew says your mom should have deleted you! Ha ha I don’t know what that means!

        8 years ago at 4:52 pm
    1. Ronnie Swanson

      2 great conversation with chicks named Andi this week. God bless the virgin looking to swallow.

      8 years ago at 8:56 am
  4. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Honestly, give me the content and ill make fail friday each week like clockwork. Saying this premtively.

    8 years ago at 8:53 am