Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 124

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ash
Imagine if he asked this to every Green Bay Packers fan he ever met.
hailey
Gracious in defeat.
paul
Paul’s a pretty blunt dude.
jon
Jon’s plan is backFIRING (lol!).
christina
Christina really came out ahead in this one.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

paris
#NAMEGAGS2016
py
Because everyone loves Life of Pi references.
nicolette
#CHRISTMASSTUFF2016
sara1
This guy’s got a line for any situation.
tab
That’s nice of her.
  1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Jesus tap dancing christ you guys botched the new format of this site worse than Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon. Bang up job.

    8 years ago at 8:56 am
  2. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

    I honestly think the pornstar line would work if you found a girl with slightly below average self esteem

    8 years ago at 8:59 am
    1. CreightonFratStar

      I matched with one who looks like Alix Lynx. We’ll see how it goes.

      8 years ago at 9:45 am
  3. Pete_Jones

    Which one of you gay retards is playing Steve Jobs and trying to adjust the back end formatting of the comment section.

    It’s going really well. It looks really great.

    8 years ago at 9:00 am
    1. Pete_Jones

      FYI: This is sarcasm.

      It’s clear none of you never heard the expression “don’t fix what isn’t broken” seeing as you fired Dan and kept that cockmuppet, Wally.

      8 years ago at 9:11 am
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        Cockmuppet is generous, there has to be something more degrading than that.

        8 years ago at 9:13 am
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    i hope Justine was paid in advance! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 9:28 am
  5. smithpm

    Is “tryna” in place of “trying to” really a thing? Sounds like a lily white high school student attempting to sound gangster.

    8 years ago at 9:37 am