Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 124
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com
Jesus tap dancing christ you guys botched the new format of this site worse than Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon. Bang up job.
10 years ago at 8:56 amI honestly think the pornstar line would work if you found a girl with slightly below average self esteem
10 years ago at 8:59 amI matched with one who looks like Alix Lynx. We’ll see how it goes.
10 years ago at 9:45 amWhich one of you gay retards is playing Steve Jobs and trying to adjust the back end formatting of the comment section.
It’s going really well. It looks really great.
10 years ago at 9:00 amFYI: This is sarcasm.
It’s clear none of you never heard the expression “don’t fix what isn’t broken” seeing as you fired Dan and kept that cockmuppet, Wally.
10 years ago at 9:11 amCockmuppet is generous, there has to be something more degrading than that.
10 years ago at 9:13 ami hope Justine was paid in advance! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
10 years ago at 9:28 amIs “tryna” in place of “trying to” really a thing? Sounds like a lily white high school student attempting to sound gangster.
10 years ago at 9:37 amShout out to the apparently high numbers of HS’ers following along.
10 years ago at 1:58 pm