Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 124

zoe
I’ve gotta side with him here, Zoé.
sara
God I want some Bojangles right now.
anna
Mission accomplished.
nikki
Kinda answered your own question there.
berk
You know what they say when you assume, Berk.

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kal
It’s the magic word!
maria
I wonder why she hasn’t responded…
alex
This chick is not the plug Alex is looking for.
justine
That’s a pretty good deal.
regan
Sounds like a dece arrangement for Regan. #CHRISTMASSTUFF2016

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Part 123

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  1. JohnnieWalker_Blue

    Jesus tap dancing christ you guys botched the new format of this site worse than Nancy Pelosi’s plastic surgeon. Bang up job.

    8 years ago at 8:56 am
  2. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

    I honestly think the pornstar line would work if you found a girl with slightly below average self esteem

    8 years ago at 8:59 am
    1. CreightonFratStar

      I matched with one who looks like Alix Lynx. We’ll see how it goes.

      8 years ago at 9:45 am
  3. Pete_Jones

    Which one of you gay retards is playing Steve Jobs and trying to adjust the back end formatting of the comment section.

    It’s going really well. It looks really great.

    8 years ago at 9:00 am
    1. Pete_Jones

      FYI: This is sarcasm.

      It’s clear none of you never heard the expression “don’t fix what isn’t broken” seeing as you fired Dan and kept that cockmuppet, Wally.

      8 years ago at 9:11 am
      1. InternationalFratStudent

        Cockmuppet is generous, there has to be something more degrading than that.

        8 years ago at 9:13 am
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    i hope Justine was paid in advance! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    8 years ago at 9:28 am
  5. smithpm

    Is “tryna” in place of “trying to” really a thing? Sounds like a lily white high school student attempting to sound gangster.

    8 years ago at 9:37 am