Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 156
7 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

faith
He shot his shot.
am
*golf clap*
baleigh
Nice save…?
erin
Interesting dynamic here.
nicole
This guy’s a man on a mission.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

andrea
Instant unmatch.
gabby
He definitely just said “great white dick.”
lexie
It appears not.
ashley
Nice catch, Ash. This one had me stumped.
grace
??? steak sauce ???
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    1. JohnnyFratkins

      If one must partake in one to score a lady such as Kate Upton, then Bro Code Article 34 stipulates no eye contact between the 2 bros

      7 years ago at 9:41 am
  3. Fratty Couples PGA

    Jared what happened to mine this week? That girl said she would go on an adventure with me if it got posted and we all know that “adventure” is code for getting fucked in the woods. Thought we were boys.

    7 years ago at 8:36 am
      5. Fratty Couples PGA

        When I’m in office I’ll be sure to start a war that kills all your kids. Have fun with those funerals, dicks.

        7 years ago at 4:19 pm
      7. thevaginator

        The only office you’ll be in is your shift manager’s at McDonald’s for sticking your dick in the Mcflurry machine

        7 years ago at 5:47 pm
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    If you want to hook up with BALEIGH you have to be on your TOES! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    7 years ago at 8:49 am
  9. SharkWeekTFM

    Many people think sharks should use Tinder but actually they like to stick to more traditional techniques and values.

    7 years ago at 1:20 pm