Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 200
6 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

We made it to 200. Damn.

Thanks for following along for the past ~4 years. Here’s to many more years of Tinder insanity.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

It’s love!
Was not expecting that.
Two kindred spirits, brought together by Tinder.
Sounds like a great night tbh
Yikes.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to [email protected]

This has a 0.0000000000000001% chance of working out for Griffin.
I’d be (death)starstruck too.
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  3. Inspectorflex

    The line about Ariel isn’t about her forked tail; its about the fork she uses to comb her hair. Still a reach, but not nearly as bad.

    6 years ago at 6:09 pm
  4. JoePaaaa

    Ass to ass girl was my submission. Let’s just say it did not go as planned

    6 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. thevaginator

      You’ve already admitted that you take black cock up your ass so it sounds like that actually might work out well for ya little man.

      6 years ago at 6:32 pm
    2. Fratty Couples PGA

      Bitches have been super flaky about casual sex ever since Trump won the election.

      6 years ago at 7:30 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        You virgin goobers haven’t even talked to a girl, now dance for your master

        6 years ago at 9:49 am