Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 200
7 years ago

#NAMEGAGS2018
This a joke about her forked tail? That’s kind of a reach, dude.
This guy truly thinks it’s that easy. Wild.
Well played.
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If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Very curious as to the role of the Teddy.
If your line is ever so poorly received that the recipient deletes Tinder, you’ve done something very wrong.
Did he actually write all that? Wild.
Seems like a bit of an overcorrection.
“Mom and dad, how’d you meet?” “Well…”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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  3. Inspectorflex

    The line about Ariel isn’t about her forked tail; its about the fork she uses to comb her hair. Still a reach, but not nearly as bad.

    7 years ago at 6:09 pm
  4. JoePaaaa

    Ass to ass girl was my submission. Let’s just say it did not go as planned

    7 years ago at 6:21 pm
    1. thevaginator

      You’ve already admitted that you take black cock up your ass so it sounds like that actually might work out well for ya little man.

      7 years ago at 6:32 pm
    2. Fratty Couples PGA

      Bitches have been super flaky about casual sex ever since Trump won the election.

      7 years ago at 7:30 pm
      1. thevaginatorv2

        You virgin goobers haven’t even talked to a girl, now dance for your master

        7 years ago at 9:49 am