Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 206

Probably not great.
Dude’s coming on a little too strong.
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Harsh.
I love how he assumed it was a bad thing.

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Toto’s “Africa” forever. And also hummus forever.
At least he’s honest.
Jay this is objectively bad.
Agreed.
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    1. Wraith

      Trust him, Vag has intentionally broken his own jaw so that he can fit more dick in his mouth.

      6 years ago at 9:45 pm
      1. JoePaaaa

        Nah why would we trust anyone who uses a duplicate account pretending to defend a virgin cocksucker

        6 years ago at 2:17 pm
      2. Stardog

        To find Vaggie’s mom ,she is usually at the greyhound bus station pandering $3 blowjobs.

        6 years ago at 8:44 pm
      3. Stardog

        Blah blah blah. I broke your jaw once so u could get more cock in your mouth. u trying to get it broke again.? your motto is ” too much cock is never enough….Vaggie Girl”

        6 years ago at 12:44 pm
      4. Stardog

        3rd grade English “reeks” not “wreaks” I knew u were a fraud. Nashville elementary honor student I’m sure. Inbred as hell. Sister/wife? You have been exposed….AGAIN. NOW STFU!!!

        6 years ago at 1:46 pm
      5. Wraith

        Ready for a trip to Chicago? We can meet at Union Station. You can even bring your mom. Lots of traffic increases her chances of making a few bucks.

        6 years ago at 7:02 am
      6. Wraith

        You all saw it. Gave Vag a public place so that there’d be an audience for his beatdown and he is pussying out. Typical.

        6 years ago at 2:36 pm
      7. Stardog

        Chickenshit he gave you a location . Here it is : union station 225 S Canal St, Chicago, IL 60606
        Now make a thousand excuses and tell everyone u kick his ass too. Your mom will make a killing there

        6 years ago at 4:30 pm
      8. JoePaaaa

        Speaking of balls and face. Ask your mom about balls to the face. She enjoys a good t-bagging. She’s a good girl

        6 years ago at 11:16 pm
      9. JoePaaaa

        Daddy calls you his good girl, little does he know that’s what I call your mother

        6 years ago at 6:29 pm
  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    A rose from Gillian’s Island? I’d rather have the bamboo washing machine that the Professor made for Ginger and Mary Ann! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 11:08 am