Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 206
6 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

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She didn’t ask, dude.
They are both being very aggressive here.
This guy is all over the place.
No it did not.
A lot of squeeze, not a lot of juice.

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She does not.
She brings up a great point.
Kevin, don’t lie. There is no escalator to your dick. Nobody believes you.
Dude seriously you need to stop with this pickup line it’s going very poorly for you.
How would a Red Lobster bathroom ever count as outside?
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    1. Wraith

      Trust him, Vag has intentionally broken his own jaw so that he can fit more dick in his mouth.

      6 years ago at 9:45 pm
      1. JoePaaaa

        Nah why would we trust anyone who uses a duplicate account pretending to defend a virgin cocksucker

        6 years ago at 2:17 pm
      3. Stardog

        To find Vaggie’s mom ,she is usually at the greyhound bus station pandering $3 blowjobs.

        6 years ago at 8:44 pm
      5. Stardog

        Blah blah blah. I broke your jaw once so u could get more cock in your mouth. u trying to get it broke again.? your motto is ” too much cock is never enough….Vaggie Girl”

        6 years ago at 12:44 pm
      6. Stardog

        3rd grade English “reeks” not “wreaks” I knew u were a fraud. Nashville elementary honor student I’m sure. Inbred as hell. Sister/wife? You have been exposed….AGAIN. NOW STFU!!!

        6 years ago at 1:46 pm
      7. Wraith

        Ready for a trip to Chicago? We can meet at Union Station. You can even bring your mom. Lots of traffic increases her chances of making a few bucks.

        6 years ago at 7:02 am
      8. Wraith

        You all saw it. Gave Vag a public place so that there’d be an audience for his beatdown and he is pussying out. Typical.

        6 years ago at 2:36 pm
      9. Stardog

        Chickenshit he gave you a location . Here it is : union station 225 S Canal St, Chicago, IL 60606
        Now make a thousand excuses and tell everyone u kick his ass too. Your mom will make a killing there

        6 years ago at 4:30 pm
      11. JoePaaaa

        Speaking of balls and face. Ask your mom about balls to the face. She enjoys a good t-bagging. She’s a good girl

        6 years ago at 11:16 pm
      16. JoePaaaa

        Daddy calls you his good girl, little does he know that’s what I call your mother

        6 years ago at 6:29 pm
  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    A rose from Gillian’s Island? I’d rather have the bamboo washing machine that the Professor made for Ginger and Mary Ann! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 11:08 am