Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 208
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If hocking up a load of gloopy sounds like a good time, she should be here when my cat hocks up a hairball! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 4:21 pmIt’s good to see you’re still going strong
6 years ago at 4:41 pmNever give up. Never surrender.
President Calvin “Silent Cal” Coolidge ,who only spoke when he had real shit to say, said,
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan Press On! has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race”
But I think Ms. Ass already knew this one.
6 years ago at 10:45 pmAll of the Fifth Years and Execs who are still commenting are here because we refused to cave in to the Forces of Darkness. Or something like that. Cheers to you, SharkWeek.
6 years ago at 9:32 amThanks m8
6 years ago at 1:03 pmThe “forces of darkness” deleted its account because the Forces of Good always prevail.
6 years ago at 6:04 pmSam Darnold is on track to be the biggest bust of the 2018 draft. Not surprising since USC is a highly overrated program. They’re the Carolina Panthers of the NCAA.
6 years ago at 6:35 pmOK
6 years ago at 8:14 pmJust wanted to get that on the record.
6 years ago at 9:35 pmhahaha, I have the same story)
6 years ago at 3:39 am#MeToo
6 years ago at 2:07 pmStephen willing to risk it all..
6 years ago at 3:52 pmLettuce smash. Haha! I get it! He was using food as a metaphor to ask her to have sex!
6 years ago at 11:14 amSo we finally get rid of his dumbass. The comments are starting to improve and now TFM decides to fuck us over and abandon the site. What a crock of shit. Thanks to Dorn, Bill, Big tits, Gold Man and even Madison for hanging us out to dry. At least Devry is still doing his Tinder thing. No more Fail Friday, no more Rush Boobs, hell they can’t even get BOTD done on time anymore. They’ve all left TFM to the fucking interns. Here’s to wishing that pasty son of a bitch Bacon was back. Went straight downhill after he left.
6 years ago at 5:20 pmIdea: We all decide what classic articles to discuss periodically and either discuss on Twitter or all just descend on the page around the same time.
More or less a weekly book club but for classic articles.
PS recently started following Best_TFM who just posts classic wall posts. Somehow found it when there were 0 followers….. spooky. Not a new account of mine either.
6 years ago at 7:24 amNow that there’s no new content to comment on, we might as well make the comments section the New Forum and just talk about whatever we want. As far as articles go, Bacon’s posts about the Butt Chugging Pikes Of Tennessee are easily my favorites.
6 years ago at 7:28 amJust read a couple. Good stuff indeed. I mean how could it not be though with a story like that to start?
6 years ago at 12:45 pmThe new video section is a great place to waste some time. The Table Breaking vids are especially good. Can’t believe no one was seriously hurt. BTW, what is your perspective on how frat life has changed in the last 4-5 years?
6 years ago at 1:26 pmThis site peaked when Jerry Fratdusky posted the butt pee picture on Twitter and Dorn wrote an article about it.
6 years ago at 4:44 pmJust finished Chapter 2 Of The Frat Romance Novel. “French girls, like the French military, did not put up much of a fight… She could not wait to get Darren home and for once make love to a man who would not write existential poetry about it later.” That’s just fucking brilliant.
6 years ago at 6:56 pm“My name is Kenji, and although I was born in Minnesota I have rejected Western culture. I requested to live among my true people while I complete my schooling,” the kid replied.
“Says on your door that your name is Kevin.”
“IT IS KENJI!”
6 years ago at 6:19 pmJust finished chapter three of the Frat Romance Novel.
6 years ago at 10:12 pm“MY COCK IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS!” Darren bellowed.”
“It’s as if I’m watching a stallion gallop through a thunderstorm!” The second girl exclaimed.
“I don’t know what the fuck that means.” Darren replied. “Go sit on her face.”
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats!
Rosebud
6 years ago at 11:01 pmYou’ve made the Jellicle choice
6 years ago at 12:19 pmChapter 7:
“Oh God, please don’t tell him I pissed you off,” the pledge pleaded, now reinvigorated with fear, “the last time one of his girls got pissed at me he made me three way call a phone sex hotline and a battered women’s shelter. Something about two wrongs making a right and being a gentleman. I don’t know. He was so drunk that he barely made sense. That almost made me a convicted sex offender.”
6 years ago at 1:11 pmhahaha, I have the same story)
6 years ago at 3:39 am