Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 209
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Fuck Mizzou
6 years ago at 5:19 pmI go to Mizzou and even I agree considering the dyke who runs our Greek Life office is as big a liberal cunt as that wrinkly blonde lassie who ran for president in 2016.
6 years ago at 5:38 pmIs the 5% chance of hooking up on the first date the conditional probability of hooking up GIVEN that they have a first date, or does (probability of first date) x (probability of hooking up given first date) = .05? Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 5:51 pmSomeone paid attention in economics!
6 years ago at 4:52 pmDoes anyone else have trouble loading botd sometimes? It’s fucking horseshit
6 years ago at 7:43 pmI loaded your mom… WITH JIZZ!
6 years ago at 9:35 pmI see they let you out of the Looney bin, best keep taking them meds
6 years ago at 10:23 amRead Chapter 4 of the Frat Romance Novel.
6 years ago at 10:26 pm…With each passing thrust, Emma’s pleasure grew exponentially. Although her surroundings reeked of urine and Franzia vomit, and someone who “really needed to crap” kept banging on the door, her body was in a state of pure bliss…
Someone should adapt this into a musical.
Damn it, I just finished the last one. Bacon should have kept going and had a book published.
6 years ago at 5:54 pmWhy are all of these so old? They’re all 2015 and 2017, so how is 2018 wild? I just don’t understand anymore.
6 years ago at 4:52 pm