Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 209

Definitely up there. #NAMEGAGS2018
Nice Troy, try.
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The numbers don’t seem to add up here.
This is a new one

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Spin zone.
#NAMEGAGS2018
Not necessarily true, but I respect the reference.
If only he could figure out how to make his dick have a 3-1 lead now
Oh no, Tanner. Not the move.

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    1. ShowMeYourButtStuff

      I go to Mizzou and even I agree considering the dyke who runs our Greek Life office is as big a liberal cunt as that wrinkly blonde lassie who ran for president in 2016.

      6 years ago at 5:38 pm
  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    Is the 5% chance of hooking up on the first date the conditional probability of hooking up GIVEN that they have a first date, or does (probability of first date) x (probability of hooking up given first date) = .05? Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 5:51 pm
  2. Butanefratoil

    Does anyone else have trouble loading botd sometimes? It’s fucking horseshit

    6 years ago at 7:43 pm
  3. Fratty McFratFrat

    Read Chapter 4 of the Frat Romance Novel.
    …With each passing thrust, Emma’s pleasure grew exponentially. Although her surroundings reeked of urine and Franzia vomit, and someone who “really needed to crap” kept banging on the door, her body was in a state of pure bliss…
    Someone should adapt this into a musical.

    6 years ago at 10:26 pm
    1. SigmaNugs311

      Damn it, I just finished the last one. Bacon should have kept going and had a book published.

      6 years ago at 5:54 pm
  4. Fratty Couples PGA

    Why are all of these so old? They’re all 2015 and 2017, so how is 2018 wild? I just don’t understand anymore.

    6 years ago at 4:52 pm