Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 211

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I respect his honesty.
I don’t think they work for their dad.
Agreed.
#NAMEGAGS2018
This guy’s over here bringing up turn-of-the-thirteenth-century history.

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How does one respond to this? “Thanks?”
She must not be a film buff.
He’s so committed to this bit. Wow.
Interesting recommendation.
What a trash move.
  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    One of my Match.com dates combined Allegra and Viagra! It dried up his penis and made his nose bigger! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 1:42 pm
    1. ShowMeYourButtStuff

      So when do I finally get to chill inside your honey pot? I can’t charm the Cobra for much longer.

      6 years ago at 2:54 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        This one is like [redacted] but more original. Still not funny though.

        6 years ago at 3:14 pm
      2. AndrewsMomsAss

        OMG! I’m blocking you on Facebook, MySpace, AOL Instant Messenger, Compuserve, Mindspring, Tweeter, Instantgram, and Picasa!

        6 years ago at 3:33 pm
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        Did you know: #immaculateconception means he was without inherited sin? You’re thinking of #virginbirth

        6 years ago at 12:07 pm
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      OMG is it Friday already?! I was supposed to pick up Andrew at the airport!

      6 years ago at 3:37 pm
  2. No_menstruating_allowed

    whats the difference between a slam pig and a thoroughbred whore?

    6 years ago at 7:16 pm
  3. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

    Down to just Tinder lines and IGBOD I see. This website went to complete shit when you took our comments away. Hope your advertisers are happy with your 31 views a day. Serves you right fucktards

    6 years ago at 1:43 am
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        My last comment is just going to be a full-name list of every girl I slammed during college.

        6 years ago at 7:40 am
      2. AndrewsMomsAss

        My last comment is going to be ‘Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!’ Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

        6 years ago at 9:21 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      I saw where you said you want “rosebud” to be the final comment on the site but why that word specifically?

      6 years ago at 12:24 pm
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        Because I want someone to make a movie about what it means and why I said it and I want it to be the greatest movie of all time.

        6 years ago at 2:47 pm
  4. Wraith

    In next week’s post: “You read TFM?” “What’s to read? They post one new article a week” “Exactly! Number?” “***-***-****”

    6 years ago at 8:13 pm