Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 211
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One of my Match.com dates combined Allegra and Viagra! It dried up his penis and made his nose bigger! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 1:42 pmSo when do I finally get to chill inside your honey pot? I can’t charm the Cobra for much longer.
6 years ago at 2:54 pmThis one is like [redacted] but more original. Still not funny though.
6 years ago at 3:14 pmOMG! I’m blocking you on Facebook, MySpace, AOL Instant Messenger, Compuserve, Mindspring, Tweeter, Instantgram, and Picasa!
6 years ago at 3:33 pmAt this point it’s probably more of a molasses pot.
6 years ago at 4:06 pmI’m still a Virgin! Andrew was an immaculate conception!
6 years ago at 10:13 pmDid you know: #immaculateconception means he was without inherited sin? You’re thinking of #virginbirth
6 years ago at 12:07 pmIs fail Friday not a thing anymore?
6 years ago at 3:31 pmOMG is it Friday already?! I was supposed to pick up Andrew at the airport!
6 years ago at 3:37 pmwhats the difference between a slam pig and a thoroughbred whore?
6 years ago at 7:16 pmwhat
6 years ago at 8:22 amLineage.
6 years ago at 12:23 pmDown to just Tinder lines and IGBOD I see. This website went to complete shit when you took our comments away. Hope your advertisers are happy with your 31 views a day. Serves you right fucktards
6 years ago at 1:43 amBro do you even podcast? Get with the times
6 years ago at 9:37 amWho hurt you?
6 years ago at 11:08 amRosebud
6 years ago at 7:50 pmLoggerhead
6 years ago at 10:24 amRosebud. I gotta hear this story. Rosebud.
6 years ago at 7:58 pmCitizen Kane?
6 years ago at 8:59 pmI want my last comment to be “Brian Hoyer sucks.”
6 years ago at 5:20 amMy last comment is just going to be a full-name list of every girl I slammed during college.
6 years ago at 7:40 amHasn’t your sister suffered enough?
6 years ago at 8:19 amI laughed
6 years ago at 9:45 amMy last comment is going to be ‘Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!’ Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 9:21 pmI saw where you said you want “rosebud” to be the final comment on the site but why that word specifically?
6 years ago at 12:24 pmBecause I want someone to make a movie about what it means and why I said it and I want it to be the greatest movie of all time.
6 years ago at 2:47 pmI hear Grandex makes good movies…
6 years ago at 5:00 pmIn next week’s post: “You read TFM?” “What’s to read? They post one new article a week” “Exactly! Number?” “***-***-****”
6 years ago at 8:13 pm