Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 211
6 years ago

This conversation had me rolling.
I feel like there are better places to ask this question.
I agree with her.
#NAMEGAGS2018
How are those two things related?

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Does it?
DAB
He loves to hear it.
For reference, the guy who sent this in is 3’11”. Legendary.
That was quite a “saga.”

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  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    One of my Match.com dates combined Allegra and Viagra! It dried up his penis and made his nose bigger! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 1:42 pm
    1. ShowMeYourButtStuff

      So when do I finally get to chill inside your honey pot? I can’t charm the Cobra for much longer.

      6 years ago at 2:54 pm
      1. Fratty Couples PGA

        This one is like [redacted] but more original. Still not funny though.

        6 years ago at 3:14 pm
      2. AndrewsMomsAss

        OMG! I’m blocking you on Facebook, MySpace, AOL Instant Messenger, Compuserve, Mindspring, Tweeter, Instantgram, and Picasa!

        6 years ago at 3:33 pm
      5. SharkWeekTFM

        Did you know: #immaculateconception means he was without inherited sin? You’re thinking of #virginbirth

        6 years ago at 12:07 pm
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      OMG is it Friday already?! I was supposed to pick up Andrew at the airport!

      6 years ago at 3:37 pm
  4. No_menstruating_allowed

    whats the difference between a slam pig and a thoroughbred whore?

    6 years ago at 7:16 pm
  5. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

    Down to just Tinder lines and IGBOD I see. This website went to complete shit when you took our comments away. Hope your advertisers are happy with your 31 views a day. Serves you right fucktards

    6 years ago at 1:43 am
      4. Fratty Couples PGA

        My last comment is just going to be a full-name list of every girl I slammed during college.

        6 years ago at 7:40 am
      7. AndrewsMomsAss

        My last comment is going to be ‘Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!’ Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

        6 years ago at 9:21 pm
    2. SharkWeekTFM

      I saw where you said you want “rosebud” to be the final comment on the site but why that word specifically?

      6 years ago at 12:24 pm
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        Because I want someone to make a movie about what it means and why I said it and I want it to be the greatest movie of all time.

        6 years ago at 2:47 pm
  7. Wraith

    In next week’s post: “You read TFM?” “What’s to read? They post one new article a week” “Exactly! Number?” “***-***-****”

    6 years ago at 8:13 pm