Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 212
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ass to puss sperm migration. myth or legend?
6 years ago at 4:27 amI thought ass and puss were the same thing
6 years ago at 4:32 amI tell the freshman girls that they’re the same.
6 years ago at 7:18 amThousand percent fake. Otherwise there’d be all kinds of fecal matter/juice in her pocket dimension.
6 years ago at 1:26 pmdepends on whether you’re Catholic. I mean, if the girl gets a train run on her ass and it’s like a solid pledge class worth of guys, then ass to puss sperm migration is a lot more likely than just your small dick in her ass.
6 years ago at 9:49 pmThis comment is fucking hilarious.
6 years ago at 12:56 pmThe boy who matched with Ocean should have tried it like this: “I’ll kelp you have a whale of an orgasm that will leave you salty and wet, and if you’re not a shellfish beach you can do the same for me!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 8:52 amNoice!
6 years ago at 1:24 pmMissus Robinson, is Ocean your daughter’s tinder account?
6 years ago at 9:52 pmJulia doesn’t get that as long as your goop shooter found it’s way into the meat curtains her orgasm is irrelevant.
6 years ago at 12:37 pmThis site is fuckin badass!!! Can’t believe found it just in time for rush!!!
6 years ago at 9:20 amIf you post fail Friday would make my year and I closed a $6 billion deal 4 months ago
6 years ago at 11:01 amIn the last four months I’ve spent more than $6 billion on tips for the blackjack dealers.
6 years ago at 1:49 pmRosebud
6 years ago at 9:20 pm