Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 212

It’s Rodham.
Crazy world we live in.
Penguin diabetes is not talked about with enough frequency.
#NAMEGAGS2018
I feel like she won’t like that arrangement

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Don’t think this #NAMEGAGS2018 line is gonna work out for him.
That’s not what toasters do
At least she’s honest.
0_0
Unreal line. Wow.

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    1. SharkWeekTFM

      Thousand percent fake. Otherwise there’d be all kinds of fecal matter/juice in her pocket dimension.

      6 years ago at 1:26 pm
    2. Fratty Couples PGA

      depends on whether you’re Catholic. I mean, if the girl gets a train run on her ass and it’s like a solid pledge class worth of guys, then ass to puss sperm migration is a lot more likely than just your small dick in her ass.

      6 years ago at 9:49 pm
  1. AndrewsMomsAss

    The boy who matched with Ocean should have tried it like this: “I’ll kelp you have a whale of an orgasm that will leave you salty and wet, and if you’re not a shellfish beach you can do the same for me!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 8:52 am
  2. ShowMeYourButtStuff

    Julia doesn’t get that as long as your goop shooter found it’s way into the meat curtains her orgasm is irrelevant.

    6 years ago at 12:37 pm
  3. ChazMichaelMichaels

    This site is fuckin badass!!! Can’t believe found it just in time for rush!!!

    6 years ago at 9:20 am
  4. Indiana_Bones_Jr

    If you post fail Friday would make my year and I closed a $6 billion deal 4 months ago

    6 years ago at 11:01 am
    1. jizzrag69v2

      In the last four months I’ve spent more than $6 billion on tips for the blackjack dealers.

      6 years ago at 1:49 pm