Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 213
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Jerry Sandusky.
6 years ago at 5:18 amFratdusky*
6 years ago at 8:55 amIf anyone can find a video of a monkey jerking a dude off I would appreciate it, for research purposes of course.
6 years ago at 11:29 amWhat type of key opens a banana? A monKEY! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 2:36 pmI got a video of one doing me but I ain’t giving it out for free. Do you know how long it took me to teach chimpchimp to jerk my dong without trying to peel it first?
6 years ago at 6:04 pmThis was a ruse to get people to look up monkey porn
6 years ago at 12:34 amCould you imagine how someone’s life would change if they looked up monkey porn and then ended up loving it? They’d either have to accept and adapt to being a monkey-ophile or repress that new found aspect of themselves. That’s a big life crossroad to come to, bro.
6 years ago at 8:01 pmIt wouldn’t be that hard to live with, just leave it up to a liberals to make a gender out of being sexually attracted to monkeys. Then you’ll have extra rights and tax exemptions.
6 years ago at 10:48 amPussies don’t get tax exemptions.
6 years ago at 7:23 amThe boy who matched with Rozlyn would have given her FOUL BALLS! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
6 years ago at 2:27 pmWhat happened to this place?
6 years ago at 4:45 pmLiberals
6 years ago at 3:15 amThanks, Obama.
6 years ago at 9:46 pmLack of interest by Grandex. They found better avenues for simple frat content (Instagram) and more financially beneficial uses for writers and genuine community interaction (PGP). Gaming makes money so they do that. Also apparently podcasts make money? This is news to me.
Basically when it comes to decent TFM content the squeeze ain’t worth the juice. (Effort and money aren’t worth the return)
6 years ago at 9:51 amLoggerhead
6 years ago at 10:56 amSo there was this girl right and she likes sex and so do I so last night we did cocaine and a little bit of “how’s yer father.” Good times.
6 years ago at 2:35 pmI love to do coke with your sister also
6 years ago at 10:04 amI don’t need blow or money to attract slams, though I have a shit ton of both. I just walk into a party, point to the bulge in my pants, and five seconds later I’m drowning in poon.
6 years ago at 9:50 pmThat’s actually FAF
6 years ago at 12:10 pmYo seriously what happened to TFM haven’t been on here for a while and come back to tumble weeds
6 years ago at 7:59 pmIt’s been dead for a while. They gave up on it and are concentrating on podcasts now. Hell, they’ve even stopped doing IBOTD. The only one staying strong is DeVry with his Tinder column. Ross shit on it first, then they fired Rob’s pasty ass. After that Dorn and Big tits gave up as well. They only hang on at all because they have a shit ton of twitter followers for TFM.
6 years ago at 8:13 pmDamn someone please pull the plug on this bitch
6 years ago at 3:27 pm