Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 213
6 years ago

ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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He went for it
#NAMEGAGS2018
What a bizarre question
Why did he assume she is bad at calculus?
Methodical.

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Classic
He set himself up. You don’t see that often.
He’s crushing it
Bizarre date setup here.
This is hilarious.
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  3. Butanefratoil

    If anyone can find a video of a monkey jerking a dude off I would appreciate it, for research purposes of course.

    6 years ago at 11:29 am
    1. AndrewsMomsAss

      What type of key opens a banana? A monKEY! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

      6 years ago at 2:36 pm
    2. SharkWeekTFM

      I got a video of one doing me but I ain’t giving it out for free. Do you know how long it took me to teach chimpchimp to jerk my dong without trying to peel it first?

      6 years ago at 6:04 pm
      2. SharkWeekTFM

        Could you imagine how someone’s life would change if they looked up monkey porn and then ended up loving it? They’d either have to accept and adapt to being a monkey-ophile or repress that new found aspect of themselves. That’s a big life crossroad to come to, bro.

        6 years ago at 8:01 pm
      3. Butanefratoil

        It wouldn’t be that hard to live with, just leave it up to a liberals to make a gender out of being sexually attracted to monkeys. Then you’ll have extra rights and tax exemptions.

        6 years ago at 10:48 am
  4. AndrewsMomsAss

    The boy who matched with Rozlyn would have given her FOUL BALLS! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    6 years ago at 2:27 pm
    2. SharkWeekTFM

      Lack of interest by Grandex. They found better avenues for simple frat content (Instagram) and more financially beneficial uses for writers and genuine community interaction (PGP). Gaming makes money so they do that. Also apparently podcasts make money? This is news to me.

      Basically when it comes to decent TFM content the squeeze ain’t worth the juice. (Effort and money aren’t worth the return)

      6 years ago at 9:51 am
  7. ShowMeYourButtStuff

    So there was this girl right and she likes sex and so do I so last night we did cocaine and a little bit of “how’s yer father.” Good times.

    6 years ago at 2:35 pm
      1. jizzrag69v2

        I don’t need blow or money to attract slams, though I have a shit ton of both. I just walk into a party, point to the bulge in my pants, and five seconds later I’m drowning in poon.

        6 years ago at 9:50 pm
  8. GeorgeH31

    Yo seriously what happened to TFM haven’t been on here for a while and come back to tumble weeds

    6 years ago at 7:59 pm
    1. SigmaNugs311

      It’s been dead for a while. They gave up on it and are concentrating on podcasts now. Hell, they’ve even stopped doing IBOTD. The only one staying strong is DeVry with his Tinder column. Ross shit on it first, then they fired Rob’s pasty ass. After that Dorn and Big tits gave up as well. They only hang on at all because they have a shit ton of twitter followers for TFM.

      6 years ago at 8:13 pm