Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 24

Tinder Lines 11
Now that’s love.
Tinder Lines 12
The amount Kyle’s friend knows about bat penis is quite suspect.
Tinder Lines 13
#BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 14
<3
Tinder Lines 15
He’s saying he pulls out.

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Tinder Lines 16
I’m surprised this one played out for him. Topical jokes usually work about as well as North Korea’s internet.
Tinder Lines 17
#BUTTSTUFF2014
Tinder Lines 18
“Foamy fish flaps” gets my motor running more than any other string of three alliterated words.
Tinder Lines 19
He is quite a gentleman to himself.
Tinder Lines 20
#BIRTHSTUFF2014…?

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  1. JackDanielsrunning

    DeVry Guy and Jack Hammer outworking the intern today, he should be fired immediately.

    11 years ago at 3:19 pm
      1. JackDanielsrunning

        The only kinds of worked he should be is over-worked or worked over with a crowbar/tire iron until he knows what it takes to be a successful businessman. That’s how you earn college credit.

        11 years ago at 9:24 pm
      2. JackDanielsrunning

        I would like to further point out that Ali have not received sailboat less pictures from cyber dust in several days. #airingofgrievences

        11 years ago at 10:23 pm
      3. soldier_for_freedom

        Yeah he needs to be worked over with a tire iron or large wrench for the lack of tits or completely naked women.

        11 years ago at 8:47 am
  2. Lou_Ford

    Devry, hope you’re having a merry Christmas and got a girl very up for butt stuff under your tree

    11 years ago at 4:47 pm