Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3
10 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.
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At least he’s not pushy about it.
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RFM.
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I’m not even surprised that this worked. That’s a great line.
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The element of surprise was on his side.
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Me too, man. Me too.
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Easily my favorite submission I’ve gotten thus far.
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He knows what women want.

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Subtlety is this man’s forte.
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He has a point.
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I died at “That isn’t normally obvious.”
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Girl’s got jokes.
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Dude wants a tata casa.
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Tinder Claus is coming to poundtown.
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The moment liking is imperative.
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Chest hair braids do grow on you. Ba dum tss.
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If I was a girl that would be my ideal date.
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That’s how you ruin a successful opener.
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AEKDButtstuff

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  3. Virginia Gentleman

    Dorn also has a really weird dick. That’s why he only lets little boys see it.

    10 years ago at 3:26 pm
  4. FrattyWill

    When you die, I want to dig up your corpse and fuck the shit out of your dead body. #tinder

    10 years ago at 3:28 pm
      7. eoufratdaddy

        I don’t know what it is about your face, but I want to deliver you a punch right in your suckhole.

        10 years ago at 6:11 pm
      8. FrattyWill

        Too bad you don’t know what my face looks like pussy ass bitch cum guzzling cock throttling gay boy

        10 years ago at 6:34 pm
      9. SAM_FRATFORD

        For the love of god man, just do your fucking laps and take the next dozen off

        10 years ago at 8:11 pm