Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 3
Jared Borislow11 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.50.12 AM — I don’t think this guy understands the intense gravitational effect this would have on our solar system.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.54.26 AM — At least he’s not pushy about it.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 11.00.26 AM — RFM.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.55.06 AM — I’m not even surprised that this worked. That’s a great line.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 11.01.08 AM — The element of surprise was on his side.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.56.06 AM — Me too, man. Me too.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.53.33 AM — Easily my favorite submission I’ve gotten thus far.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 11.01.26 AM — He knows what women want.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.54.50 AM — Subtlety is this man’s forte.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.57.31 AM — He has a point.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.56.32 AM — I died at “That isn’t normally obvious.”

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.53.10 AM — Girl’s got jokes.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.57.58 AM — Dude wants a tata casa.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.54.01 AM — Tinder Claus is coming to poundtown.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.57.06 AM — The moment liking is imperative.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.59.37 AM — Chest hair braids do grow on you. Ba dum tss.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 11.00.52 AM — If I was a girl that would be my ideal date.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 10.55.26 AM — That’s how you ruin a successful opener.

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 11.02.05 AM — AEKDButtstuff

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

saa1887
Doing butt stuff. TPikeM.
11 years ago at 7:43 pm
1. BlueCupsAreLiberal
  Easily the funniest one. It played out so well.
  11 years ago at 8:32 pm
GoldenBear17
Stealing from Old Row again, I see.
11 years ago at 9:01 pm
hollimarketing
Seems to be bored!
11 years ago at 7:46 am
anbisme
Some of these were actually brilliant.
11 years ago at 8:32 am
FrattyWillRFM
That line about dragging your scrotum has been 8/10 for me so far since reading this.
11 years ago at 12:44 pm
NautiButNice
“I’ll buy you a beer
And a necklace”‘

Sold.
11 years ago at 4:23 pm
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