Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 4
10 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

anne
This guy has more wheels than the car with which he ran over his dog.
Alisha
Notice the month gap – that’s key. Gives her time to come around.
Amber
Telling her what she doesn’t want to hear. It’s a TFM.
Aneesh
I’m interested in seeing how this line works for non-Indians.
ashley
Girls love when a man notices a change she makes.
Bridgette
I definitely did not try shooting the moon right after I received this submission…
Brittany
My couch is covered in semen and so am I. Am I doing it right?
chris
The winner of this batch.
emily
The return of butt stuff.
Giacomo
What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.
ian
I like to imagine Ian gives his matches a month and a half to respond to him, and then insults them as an act of revenge when they don’t.
Jeff
Some people wait a lifetime for “1 Moment” like this.
Kali
Can he?
katrina
I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

Kaytlyn
Classic.
Kelly
He just wants to Clint Demp-see those titties. You can’t blame him.
kelsey
Very convincing.
Kylesfix
Though creeped out, I’d at least be interested enough to ask why I was assigned that specific task.
Maggie
Can’t believe she didn’t respond.
Marcus
He’s some sort of Tinder Tamagotchi.
Mina
Don’t worry, guys – she’s clean.
Olivia
Good guy kidnapper asks if you want to be kidnapped
Rachael
Yes you did.
Rayanne
#blessed
Sam
Like, both of you farting on her vag? That would require impossible flexibility or some sort of tube system.
tanveer
Now THAT’S romance.
tiffany
She’s DTA(DOTS): Down To Anal (Depending On The Situation)
tyler
She fell right into his trap.
tylersfix
Probably less than 50%.
Samantha
Ball’s in your court, Samantha.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to [email protected].

  2. The DeFry Guy

    Why didn’t you put the 4 I sent you, brother? You told me you would put them on there this time.

    10 years ago at 3:30 pm
  5. Doesnt Quite Get It

    I like my women like I like my peanut butter: chunky and on top a banana.

    10 years ago at 3:44 pm
  6. TrustMeImPre_Med

    Its official. The TFM staff has now helped more people get laid more times than they all have combined.

    10 years ago at 3:44 pm
    1. Tuco1855

      Making it a priority to help others get laid while you sit lonely in your bed beating your dick until you need Tommy John surgery. RFM.

      10 years ago at 5:20 pm
  7. Doesnt Quite Get It

    My go to:

    Bae, I had my old “I Love You” tattoo removed from my dick.

    I know you hate when I put words in your mouth.

    10 years ago at 3:52 pm
    1. Thad_Castle

      DeVry Guy being a good wingman and posting this on TFM just to help a guy out. TFM.

      10 years ago at 11:52 pm