Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 4
11 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

anne
This guy has more wheels than the car with which he ran over his dog.
Alisha
Notice the month gap – that’s key. Gives her time to come around.
Amber
Telling her what she doesn’t want to hear. It’s a TFM.
Aneesh
I’m interested in seeing how this line works for non-Indians.
ashley
Girls love when a man notices a change she makes.
Bridgette
I definitely did not try shooting the moon right after I received this submission…
Brittany
My couch is covered in semen and so am I. Am I doing it right?
chris
The winner of this batch.
emily
The return of butt stuff.
Giacomo
What he’s trying to say is, he’s an artist.
ian
I like to imagine Ian gives his matches a month and a half to respond to him, and then insults them as an act of revenge when they don’t.
Jeff
Some people wait a lifetime for “1 Moment” like this.
Kali
Can he?
katrina
I highly doubt she was thinking that, but great save nonetheless.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

Kaytlyn
Classic.
Kelly
He just wants to Clint Demp-see those titties. You can’t blame him.
kelsey
Very convincing.
Kylesfix
Though creeped out, I’d at least be interested enough to ask why I was assigned that specific task.
Maggie
Can’t believe she didn’t respond.
Marcus
He’s some sort of Tinder Tamagotchi.
Mina
Don’t worry, guys – she’s clean.
Olivia
Good guy kidnapper asks if you want to be kidnapped
Rachael
Yes you did.
Rayanne
#blessed
Sam
Like, both of you farting on her vag? That would require impossible flexibility or some sort of tube system.
tanveer
Now THAT’S romance.
tiffany
She’s DTA(DOTS): Down To Anal (Depending On The Situation)
tyler
She fell right into his trap.
tylersfix
Probably less than 50%.
Samantha
Ball’s in your court, Samantha.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

  2. MostLapsEver

    Good job deleting my comment about forgetting to blur out Olivia’s face and then proceeding to do it Devry Gay

    11 years ago at 4:46 pm
  5. Slightly Racist Republican

    Dorn makes trips to his local elementary school to find kids that will help him shoot the moon.

    11 years ago at 5:11 pm
  7. ChillwaterBroklahoma

    I’m still waiting to see the devry guys pick up lines. make a tinder. make it happen.

    11 years ago at 5:15 pm
  8. CrashCrawford

    Ever see a bitch so fat and ugly on tinder that you said nope to her and instinctually rejected the next two after her so there’s some added distance?

    11 years ago at 6:57 pm