What a good friend.Average testicles are not grape sized, Adam.He’s talking about chewing gum, right?Is there any other way to poop on someone’s head?Probably one of the most cordial insult exchanges I’ve ever seen.Happens to the best of us.I respect his attempt.Aaaaaaand we’re back to butt stuff.My rabbit shits get me pretty horny, too.Just answer the man’s question, Bree.It only took 4 messages before she wanted to run him over with a truck. That must be a record.His patronus is a frock.Only responding to Tinder messages after they win the natty for UConn. It’s a TSM.The convo clearly peaked when he brought up his fancy penis.Communication is key in any budding relationship.What kind of parent lets their daughter go by “Claude?”Giving your number to accused and professed, but not charged, kiddy fiddlers. It’s a TSM.Smooth as butter.
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This all made sense to me except for the peanut butter.This guy. TDornM.Rachel, you thieving bitch.I bet that one killed in the 7th grade lunch line.Taking off her bra. TFM. Drinking her broth. It’s a TFM.I heard he’s a pretty cool guy.I’m at a loss for words… unlike this guy.You’re the joke, Keenen.I guess he wanted to figure out the last digit himself?And he never fucks with caps lock.Yes, being able to drive 82 miles to get that ass is just one of the many perks of owning a Honda.That sounds like the basis for a healthy relationship.#RomanceHe’s got a point.I assume he followed up by asking if she would be down to give him head while a female she’s never met tickles his balls.
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Having a frock as a patronus has got to be a TFM.
10 years ago at 5:30 pmThe mental image it gave me was pretty amazing.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmButt stuff
10 years ago at 5:39 pmThese get better and better
10 years ago at 5:57 pmI see one of dorns convos made the cut this time.
10 years ago at 5:58 pmThe kid who told the girl it was a fraternity ritual should be blackballed. House business is house business. Pledge or not a pledge.
10 years ago at 6:09 pmI spit my chew all over the wall, laughing, while reading the turtle one
10 years ago at 6:28 pmI want to rub Keenan’s face in a pile of shit.
10 years ago at 8:33 pmLost it at slytherin
10 years ago at 11:21 pmGryffindor in the streets, slytherin in the sheets.
10 years ago at 8:28 pmBelieving any story that revolves around yourself. TSM.
10 years ago at 10:34 am“Holy shit a truck”
10 years ago at 11:17 am