Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 6

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

alex
A new twist on a classic.
ashleigh
That’s some Vanessa Carlton shit right there.
austin
He’s a master debater.
brooke
This screenshot is as blurry as these blurred lines.
carlie
Points for originality.
cassidy
Then it looks like you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
chrsitina
“Are you into plug stuff?” TOFM.

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drew
I’ve always said that women respect honesty. This case is no different.
erica
I guess it kinda does raise a red flag when you stop saying that you aren’t a rapist.
isabella
Wife her up.
kelcie
It always comes back to butt stuff.
lindsay
The MILF section is the Tinder equivalent of Atlantis.
  1. PhiPsiPhrat

    I feel like TFM has played a significant role in the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff, and, more specifically, butt pee.

    10 years ago at 12:37 pm