Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 6

lucienne
This kid’s grandma can hang.
meghana
Anybody care to translate this one?
Miranda
Girls do love bad boys.
nicole
They had a normal conversation going and she had to make it weird. How inconsiderate of her.
noelle
Death by dick.
payton
I don’t think she gets it.
pierce
He wants to show her his Halloweiner.
rachel
How romantic!!!
sabrina
Is there any other kind?
shanaya
What possible use could this guy have for his reclaimed urine?
victoria
This one’s an all-timer.
zaira
Or nah?

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

  1. PhiPsiPhrat

    I feel like TFM has played a significant role in the number of guys who directly ask for butt stuff, and, more specifically, butt pee.

    10 years ago at 12:37 pm