Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 6
11 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

alex
A new twist on a classic.
ashleigh
That’s some Vanessa Carlton shit right there.
austin
He’s a master debater.
brooke
This screenshot is as blurry as these blurred lines.
carlie
Points for originality.
cassidy
Then it looks like you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, either.
chrsitina
“Are you into plug stuff?” TOFM.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to TheDeVryGuyTFM@gmail.com.

drew
I’ve always said that women respect honesty. This case is no different.
erica
I guess it kinda does raise a red flag when you stop saying that you aren’t a rapist.
isabella
Wife her up.
kelcie
It always comes back to butt stuff.
lindsay
The MILF section is the Tinder equivalent of Atlantis.
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  2. hotty toddy pledge

    I gave up on Tinder after a 300+ black woman’s shirt read, “Taste so good it’ll make you want the recipe.”

    11 years ago at 1:44 pm
  3. _TTU_

    How does she not know what cheek to cheek after a silver bleach is? It’s just common knowledge…

    11 years ago at 1:56 pm
    1. DrShooterMcGavz

      Sidebar: One of those Tinder profiles gave absolutely zero fucks. I’m pretty sure behind that blurred out Tinder avatar was picture of him shamelessly with a kid. What a monster.

      11 years ago at 2:30 am