Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 69
10 years ago

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Well, I’ve made it this far – the 69th edition. The only milestone that truly matters. Let’s get after it.

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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addie
He’s trying to rail Addie.
alma
Aggressive yet informative.
brittany
I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in the fact that Brittany did not stay matched with this insane man.
cara
Yeah, you’re gonna want to jump on this opportunity, my dude.
chloe
That’s pretty morbid.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to jared@totalfratmove.com

hannah
A+ pickup line game.
hannah2
#BUTTSTUFF2015
jessica
Smooth as silk.
kaitlyn
Well? Has it, Kaitlyn?
kendall
Kendall seems pretty down to “chill.”
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  4. DexterMorgan

    Honored to have a submission in part 69, Jared. May the tinder gods reward you with eternal butt stuff and a better face.

    10 years ago at 8:23 am
  5. Antebellum_Fratting

    I’d throw “Agnes” and “Martha” into the old name moratorium. Although if her name is Martha you’re obligated to make a mouth full of wood joke.

    10 years ago at 8:25 am
  6. SlipperyPete

    Kendall seems like the type of girl that would have you day dreaming about suck starting a shotgun after about five minutes with her.

    10 years ago at 8:41 am
  8. Frat_Von_Tittyfuck

    Been here since you had (The DeVry Guy) attachment next to your name Jared. Keep doing God’s work.

    10 years ago at 9:18 am
    2. dingos_lil_5

      Jesus Christ, are you another “high school fratstar” if so, please show your way out.

      10 years ago at 8:06 am